The General Humor Thread

A husband and wife had a fight. The wife called her mother and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you." The mother
replied "No dear he must pay for his mistake, I'm coming to stay with you".

A wife calls her mother-in-law and asks her, "If your baby puked and pooped, who should clean it up"? Mother-in-law yells back, "The mother of course". The wife says, "Then come and clean your drunk son up".
 
I'm 22 and like hanging out at this cool bar with live entertainment. I think the chick delivery is cool.

The Bar maid delivers my beer and I ask her, her name, she turns and walks away.

I want to know the waitress's name, so I look on the receipt and am shocked to see
that her name is Mario. Mario! The waitress is blond, not a hint of Italian in her looks
or manner, and her name is Mario!

I comment to the cashier, she looks at me
with the strangest look and says, "sir, your server is Caroline. Today is the tenth of March".

Sure enough, the date on the receipt MAR10. It certainly looks like MARIO to me!
Most likely I am a dumb ass! So I need to open up and receive better for sure!
 
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