I'm Looking For A Woman

Guy Ding (pun from guiding). I thought you might know. wooo wooo is just an expletive, for effect, sort of like wah hoo ! :D

Questioning authority is a highly esteemed character trait. You get the gold star Shali.:hatoff:
 
There, Lon. If Shali hasn't guyded you enough, you can always follow Cookie's suggestion, or Lara's. Good luck in your quest!
 
Lon said:
I'm single, octogenarian. financially and emotionally stable, physically active, looking for a occasional female companion for dancing, dinner out, some travel & sporting activities. I can't find what I am looking for on senior dating sites. Prefer a female between ages 70 to 75 that is also physically active, financially and emotionally stable and looks pretty much like Jane Fonda at her present age.
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Your problem is this. Brad Pitt you're not. Jane Fonda types are as picky as you are.
 
I understand completely Shali, and I agree, labour hurts like bejeezus. I have been ousted from a few things myself .... my friend & me kicked out of spinning (with wool) class for laughing too much, kicked out of phys ed class with my friend during volleyball again for laughing too much. Funny but so unfair.
 
Sorry Lon, we were trying to be tactful. Of course there must will be a nice lady who would be happy to accompany you to your activities, and I would assume you would likewise accompany her to her activities whatever they may be. Keep looking, she's out there - somewhere. Maybe eliminating or modifying one or two of your requirements would make it easier.
 
Lon said:
I'm single, octogenarian. financially and emotionally stable, physically active, looking for a occasional female companion for dancing, dinner out, some travel & sporting activities. I can't find what I am looking for on senior dating sites. Prefer a female between ages 70 to 75 that is also physically active, financially and emotionally stable and looks pretty much like Jane Fonda at her present age.
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I'd jump at the chance Lon, but you are in California........................and I am a bible thumper.
But; hey, you are good looking man, you should be able to find someone pretty special. Have you tried Plentyoffish.com ?
 
Cookie said:
I understand completely Shali, and I agree, labour hurts like bejeezus. I have been ousted from a few things myself .... my friend & me kicked out of spinning (with wool) class for laughing too much, kicked out of phys ed class with my friend during volleyball again for laughing too much. Funny but so unfair.
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I got kicked out of conversion class. The priest thought I wasn't "sincere" enough. True that....I was just trying to get my prospective mother-in-law off my back long enough to get married. Luckily, it became a moot point, for which I am eternally grateful.
 
Perhaps a pre-programmed robotic life-size doll would fit the bill. Customized to appeal to the most particular taste? Expensive, but for anyone who has a firm list of prerequisites, perhaps the only solution??;)
 
Shalimar said:
Perhaps a pre-programmed robotic life-size doll would fit the bill. Customized to appeal to the most particular taste? Expensive, but for anyone who has a firm list of prerequisites, perhaps the only solution??;)
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:yes::lofl:
 
Sexism is alive and well in the twenty-first century! Sigh. It's rude when women want to be treated as persons rather than property. So annoying when they persist in having an equal say in any relationship/association with the opposite sex. Lolololol. Pleeeez. Why would any self-respecting woman, Jane Fonda-esque, or not, settle for less? I wouldn't.
 
Jane Fonda aside, (I'm sure her Father was sickened to the core!), WTH is "sexism"?

Forgive my political incompetence if you will! imp
 
God, A'mighty then! I may be filled with it! Now, prejudice. This means "pre-judicial", or pre-judging without perspective of reason or cause? Please be aware, in helping me here, that I grew up in one of the most racially-prejudiced places in the United States! imp
 
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