Red Skelton's Secrets to a Lasting Marriage

Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

Also, we sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

And we hold hands everywhere we go. If I let go, she shops.

I definitely married Miss Right. Took me a while to find out her first name was Always.

Just remember; marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
 


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