Goodafternoon lovely people. 
I popped in on a friend today, and he gave me a very large glass of his home made beer, nice it was too.
The downside was it filled me full of wind, and on the way home I was terrified to fart in case I went into orbit.
What a relief it was to get my backside onto the loo, where I made very, very loud yodelling sounds.
It has subside now so I'm enjoying a large mug of tea.
I hope you've all had a happy day.

I popped in on a friend today, and he gave me a very large glass of his home made beer, nice it was too.

The downside was it filled me full of wind, and on the way home I was terrified to fart in case I went into orbit.

What a relief it was to get my backside onto the loo, where I made very, very loud yodelling sounds.

It has subside now so I'm enjoying a large mug of tea.
I hope you've all had a happy day.
