The Mindless Thread

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Great waste of time here! Think I will go re-read a 50-page living will!
Speak slowly and record it on a Blu-ray disc.
 
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Allright, Millions of years ago the 1st Adams and Eves were finally without their tails. No more pieces. They gradually got used to
not swing from vines probably dug holes instead. Thus, inventing tools.
 
Indiana man refuses to take the paternity test,
unanswered is a question, "Hoosier Daddy?"
 
Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I was thinking very rusty & dull tools. ... Well thas what I thought. ... :cool: ...
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Well, this isn't a mindless thread. It's a mindless post. Oh, yeah, I remember now.

My mindless time are the two hours when I was supposed to be sleeping.
 
I saw a monkey the other day fishing with a broken off branch with a sharp end. Caught one too.
 
Two men are standing at the top of a cliff. One has two budgies, one on each shoulder. The other has a parrot and a shotgun.
The first guy jumps off the cliff. He crashes on the rocks below and rolls over on his back. He looks up just in time to see The Parrot
fly off of his friends shoulder.

The Second guy launches on the top of the cliff and falls.
The Second guy aims his shot gun and shoots the bird just before he too crashes onto the rocks.


They lie there groaning in agony for a bit before the first guy says, "I really don't see what is supposed to be so great about budgie jumping!"
The second guy lets out a groan and says, "I'm really not too impressed with free-fall parrot shooting either!"
 
TennVet said:
I recall a number of times arriving at my destination and not having any clear memory of what I encountered when driving there. Is that mindless?
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Maybe what you ran over didn't matter much. ... :ROFLMAO: ... I'll go out and check the Eve spouts now for matter.
 
It was a hard trip to the Mom & Pops but a like new set of Irons with new Blue Grips is a winner.
$60. ... Now I need to work out to get the energy! ... :ROFLMAO: ...
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I asked her to buy some reds at the Metro. Haha
 

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