Now this young fella at this time in the morning, is usually keeping the neighbourhood awake with his very musical snoring.
However, again, I dozed off in my chair, then awakening, I had this huge swelling in my belly, and pressing the said belly I expelling a huge amount of wind finding myself to be elevated two feet out of my chair.
So, my friends, I will leave you with my sincere wish, that you all have jolly good kip, then wake refreshed in the morning, ready to have another go at a the new day.
At four o'clock I gave up on the sleep fairy and got up. Thought about a hot drink but that would mean a pee later on, dismissed that. We still have a newspaper delivered, it arrived at four thirty, depressing headlines, as always. About five o'clock the sleep fairy beckoned so I went back to bed, slept until eight o'clock. Checked on the lady, asleep but stirring, so that she woke to tea & toast. (No matter how long you are married, the male partner can never amass enough Brownie points,) but the tea & toast earned me an endearing smile.
At half past eight the gardening fairies arrived, that's our garden maintenance couple. We have an ironing fairy too, she's due later on.