Oh dear. Just got given the "Come on"

Bretrick

Bretrick

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Having a coffee at Maccas this morning, a lady obviously "off her face" walks in, starts dancing, gives me the eye.
She proceeds to the Toilets, wiggling her bottom, goes through the door, the door has a window.
She looks around at me, smiles, indicates for me to follow her...:LOL:
 

Bretrick said:
Having a coffee at Maccas this morning, a lady obviously "off her face" walks in, starts dancing, gives me the eye.
She proceeds to the Toilets, wiggling her bottom, goes through the door, the door has a window.
She looks around at me, smiles, indicates for me to follow her...:LOL:
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Oh yeah, that kind of story.😄 Did some long driving with my wife toward camping down in Yosemite Park (southwest USA), and we were ending a day's travel in Las Vegas... not interested much in that place (also known as "Lost Wages"). It was late afternoon, and we wanted to get some rest before heading on to the Park the next morning.

I parked the car close to the lobby, while DW went in there to find out about rooms & prices. A woman came over to my rolled-down window and said, "Buy a gal a cup of coffee?" There was still a bit of sunshine, for gosh sakes!😳

I uttered a polite 'no thanks'. Sheesh!
 
I had a lady tell me once that I was too stupid to know when a woman was hitting on me. After thought, about a year prior she had been after me. I also remembered that on a bus ride to the airport in San Francisco I sat across from a woman who looked at my shopping bags and directly asked "So what did you buy me?" So how many missed opportunities did Mr dense naive completely miss?
 
Lawrence00 said:
I also remembered that on a bus ride to the airport in San Francisco I sat across from a woman who looked at my shopping bags and directly asked "So what did you buy me?"
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was that really a come on though or just light banter? - I guess you were there so you can judge tone - but that is sort of thing somebody in Australia might say as a light hearted joke if a person came on a bus with lots of shopping bags

No deep or alternative meaning or meant to be taken literally either - just friendly greeting.
 
January said:
was that really a come on though or just light banter? - I guess you were there so you can judge tone - but that is sort of thing somebody in Australia might say as a light hearted joke if a person came on a bus with lots of shopping bags

No deep or alternative meaning or meant to be taken literally either - just friendly greeting.
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Rather sure she wanted me naked.
 
I remember years ago; I waited in the car so my husband could go and find a toilet. We were in King's Cross, which was a seedy place back in the
70's, prostitutes and druggies everywhere. When my husband came back, he had a big smile on his face and told me he had been propositioned by an 'old bat', as he described her. She said to him "Want a lady for the night, my rates are low" he said "Not an old bat like you, a bit of nourishment would be nice", She then proceeded to hit him with her handbag. but missed and she landed on the footpath. Everybody was laughing.
 
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