Oh dear. Just got given the "Come on"

[bobcat]

Having a coffee at Maccas this morning, a lady obviously "off her face" walks in, starts dancing, gives me the eye.
She proceeds to the Toilets, wiggling her bottom, goes through the door, the door has a window.
She looks around at me, smiles, indicates for me to follow her...

Bret, your post got cut off before the part where you woke up.

 

[hollydolly]

Then there's the Scottish - "Aff ya heed"

just to be pedantic... tak it frae a Scot..it's ..''aff YER heed''...

 

[hawkdon]

And your eyes followed her all the way to the door on her bottom because,,,,,,,??

 

[Radrook]

One dude woke up the next morning from a one night stand and found the woman gone. On the bedroom mirror, written in lipstick, he saw the message:

"Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS."

 

[Radrook]

I had a lady tell me once that I was too stupid to know when a woman was hitting on me. After thought, about a year prior she had been after me. I also remembered that on a bus ride to the airport in San Francisco I sat across from a woman who looked at my shopping bags and directly asked "So what did you buy me?" So how many missed opportunities did Mr dense naive completely miss?

Maybe because contrary to popular opinion among many females of the human species, we men are not all mindless animals driven by an uncontrollable sexual lust?

 

[Radrook]

Some guys have all the luck.

Like going fishing in totally uncharted waters.

 

[PeppermintPatty]

Having a coffee at Maccas this morning, a lady obviously "off her face" walks in, starts dancing, gives me the eye.
She proceeds to the Toilets, wiggling her bottom, goes through the door, the door has a window.
She looks around at me, smiles, indicates for me to follow her...

What? The toilets have a door that has a window. yikes.

 

[Radrook]

And your eyes followed her all the way to the door on her bottom because,,,,,,,??

Admiration of the human female physical form comes naturally to the heterosexual males of the human species.

 

[KSav]

One dude woke up the next morning from a one night stand and found the woman gone. On the bedroom mirror, written in lipstick, he saw the message:

"Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS."

That's an old urban legend. One that I heard says that the guy wakes up to a small package, which he opens to find a miniature coffin with a note bearing the exact same message.

 

[JustDave]

I want to post something clever, but I'm at a total loss.

 

[Trish]

And your eyes followed her all the way to the door on her bottom because,,,,,,,??

Actually, it was a wiggling bottom ...

 

[Trish]

What? The toilets have a door that has a window. yikes.

Well spotted! That puts a different interpretation on the whole thing. She hadn't paid her bill and wanted a leg up through the window so she could do a runner!

 

[Bretrick]

What? The toilets have a door that has a window. yikes.

The outer door has a window, yes.

 

[Dave03]

I was flying to Atlanta, and a woman sidled up next to me and asked if I wanted a seat buddy.

Uh, no. I generally try to avoid women who had Jack Daniels for breakfast.

 

[Radrook]

That's an old urban legend. One that I heard says that the guy wakes up to a small package, which he opens to find a miniature coffin with a note bearing the exact same message.

Old urban legend? Well, if it is, it is news to me. It was printed in a reputable magazine, the Reader's Digest I think, as a true story during the time when the AIDS issue was relatively new. The article was discussing the dangers of having sex with with strangers during that time. So I quoted it as such. If indeed a similar incident was an urbane legend in some form, or else has become one, I was unaware. Regardless, it is still very relevant to the danger of having sex with total strangers.

 

[Aunt Bea]

Condoms are cheap and readily available, why on earth would anyone engage in unprotected sex.

 

[Radrook]

I want to post something clever, but I'm at a total loss.

Truth is far more important than cleverness.

 

[CallMeKate]

That's an old urban legend. One that I heard says that the guy wakes up to a small package, which he opens to find a miniature coffin with a note bearing the exact same message.

Yep, sure is! With many versions. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/aids-mary/

 

[Radrook]

Condoms are cheap and readily available, why on earth would anyone engage in unprotected sex.

How Transmission Could Still Happen​

Condoms are the only contraceptive method that protects against STIs. However, transmission can still happen. Condoms are not 100% effective even when used perfectly. Certain STIs can be spread through skin-to-skin contact.

How Effective Are Condoms?​

Condoms are a very effective prevention method but not 100% safe. Planned Parenthood estimates that most condoms are 98% effective when used perfectly and more likely 87% effective in real life.2

How STIs Spread​

Most STIs have two ways they are spread during sexual activity: through skin-to-skin contact and/or bodily fluids. Anyone who is sexually active with another person is at risk of contracting an STI.

A person with an STI can transmit it through contact with their skin, *******s, mouth, rectum, or body fluids. STIs can be transmitted through ******l sex, anal sex, and oral sex.3

The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists. How to prevent sexually transmitted infections.

5 STIs That Condoms Don’t Always Prevent