The General Humor Thread

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Paladin1950 said:
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Baseball isn't Americas sport. Look around soon you have to subscribe to Pro / Basketball & Football too.
Soon Ai generated games on level grounds outside big cities and generated Crowd noise will be the norm..
The wave, the Cheerleaders, oh those hot cheerleader's, all a figment of imagination. Noise; ... the pain, olé the pain.
Why. Its all moving toward $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. Sure its what it is. Watchdog? a pro game without Betting Commercials
ever 1/2 hour during & before & after, of course its the odds. It's getting very tacky!
 
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After the birth of their 9th child, a Redneck couple decided they'd had enough because they couldn’t afford a larger bed. Seeing how they lived in the remote hills of Alabama, and they weren't any Doctors around there, the Redneck went to the Veterinarian and told him "Me'n muh cousin don't want no more kids."

The vet told him he could get a vasectomy, but it was expensive. "There is a cheaper option," said the vet. "Go home, find yourself a cherry bomb, light it up and put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

"I ain't no smart feller," said the Redneck, "but how's that gonna help me?"

"Trust me..." said the vet.

So the Redneck went home, drained a beer then stuffed a lit cherry bomb in the empty can. He brought it up to his ear and began to count on his fingers:

"1… 2… 3… 4… 5…"

Once he got to five, he stopped for a second, put the can between his legs, and resumed the count on his other hand.
 
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