What was/is the most funny/ridiculous/odd name for a pet you ever heard?

I love dogs, I've been around literally hundreds of dogs, my daughter had boarding kennels, some so called dangerous dogs among them Staffys', Pit bulls, Cane Corso and the dogs were regularly let out for exercise with me there helping , .. and the only dogs who ever attacked me in my life were rottweilers
Does your daughter rent out Dobermans ?

I'm looking for a few .

 

I love dogs, I've been around literally hundreds of dogs, my daughter had boarding kennels, some so called dangerous dogs among them Staffys', Pit bulls, Cane Corso and the dogs were regularly let out for exercise with me there helping , .. and the only dogs who ever attacked me in my life were rottweilers
Same. I've had small and big dogs since I was three and got an Irish Setter for my birthday. I loved them and they loved me. Just a year ago I was waiting at the vets when a man brought in a Great Dane who ran over and jumped in my lap, making everyone laugh.

However. About ten years ago I was waiting at the vets with my mini-dachshund in my lap when the door opened and a couple came through with their Rottweiler on a leash. He charged me. I jumped up and faced the wall with my little dog against the wall. The Rottie was on his hind legs up against my back when the vet got there and gave him a shot that put him right out.

The vet told me later he had decided to refuse to treat them anymore because they were so "unpredictable." I've known some nice ones, too, but they can't have my weenie dog for a snack.
 
Same. I've had small and big dogs since I was three and got an Irish Setter for my birthday. I loved them and they loved me. Just a year ago I was waiting at the vets when a man brought in a Great Dane who ran over and jumped in my lap, making everyone laugh.

However. About ten years ago I was waiting at the vets with my mini-dachshund in my lap when the door opened and a couple came through with their Rottweiler on a leash. He charged me. I jumped up and faced the wall with my little dog against the wall. The Rottie was on his hind legs up against my back when the vet got there and gave him a shot that put him right out.

The vet told me later he had decided to refuse to treat them anymore because they were so "unpredictable." I've known some nice ones, too, but they can't have my weenie dog for a snack.
When I first moved here I posted on some silly community bulletin board that these black top streets get very hot during the day till early evening to please keep that in mind with small dogs if you walk them on street as they are suffering you are better off on grass field .

I'm no '' Karen '' but I notice animals and some of these texting addicts who walk their dogs do not .

Dachshunds , French bulldogs and Yorkies are very popular here and sadly as you know Dachshunds are hunting dogs so in last 2 years 2 dogs died when they went after got a hold of Cane toads in owners yards .
 
I used to have a Blue Heeler whose name rhymes with Sithead. (Sh...) That was the name of the dog in The Jerk.


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My cousin named her cats Melania and Ivanka. We don't talk much.
I so amateur comedy which means I never get paid in fact so bad I have to pay them lol kidding .
I just get free dinner even a room in South Beach Miami hotels .

I plan to do one in mid March and was told no politics as far as not mentioning names and the politicians I go after are all local granted it is rated X but its an adult over 21 drinking age bunch , go figure
 
While I was living in Manly, there was this one guy who would walk his dog off-leash on the beach.

The idiot named his dog $lut.

Let me tell you, this particular Sunday he was there with his dog and yelled out to her "Hey $lut get over here", a rather burley man in Budgie Smugglers (Speedos) snapped his head around and was on his feet in seconds, he walked up to the guy and knocked him the heck out with one punch.

We locals stood up and clapped, none of us told him, it was the actual name of his dog.

It was hilarious, I never saw the man and his dog on the beach again. :LOL:
 
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What do they hunt? Tortoises?
Badgers, and they're good at it. They'll go straight down a badger hole and fight the snarling thing face to face. It's why the AKC standard says a Dachshund should be "brave to the point of rashness."

It's also why I don't doubt that, in the incident with the Rottweiler, the mini-dachshund on my lap had probably raised her lip at the Rottie when he came through the door, thereby starting the whole thing.
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When I was a child, one halloween I was trick or treating near my home (back then we kids did not need an adult with us) when a little dog ran out and bit me and broke the skin.I ran home crying. Then my aunts dog Jenny bit me, she did not break the skin, so I ran and told my aunt that Jenny bit me, my aunt said "bite her back", so I did and all I got out of it was a mouthful of hair! Fact is I have preferred large dogs ever since.
 
Not very odd but good memories. In the ā€˜50s our family had a goat named Barry who could open the gate and prowl the neighborhood. One day a dog followed Barry home. We let him keep it. We called the dog Barry’s Buddy, Buddy for short. Those two were inseparable.
 


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