SifuPhil
R.I.P. With Us In Spirit Only
- Location
- Pennsylvania, USA
My roommate orders all of her groceries over the phone from a local supermarket once a month. She just received this month's order and spent two hours putting it all away.
Wandering into the kitchen later and being the Curious George type that I am, I peeked inside the refrigerator. I saw this sitting on the top shelf.

Now, I love me some cream cheese on a bagel - it's my favorite snack after pepperoni pizza.
... but there were no bagels in the house.
The next time roomie came into the kitchen I told her, "You know that cream cheese isn't safe here tonight".
She uttered some vague threats that I didn't hear and I continued, "Yep - open the box and one big swallow - GULP!"
She made some more threats and said she would hide it.
I told her, "It doesn't matter - it will call to me - "Phiiiiiiilll .... I'm creamy .... EAT ME!!!"
An hour or two passed. I snuck into the kitchen while she was taking a shower to find that she did indeed try to hide the cheese, on the lowest shelf way in the back.
HA!
I decided to get a little crafty and do this to the cheese, placing it back up in front on the top shelf.


If you can't make out the text (I know, it's crowded) it says "Phil, I'm creamy - EAT ME!"
Wandering into the kitchen later and being the Curious George type that I am, I peeked inside the refrigerator. I saw this sitting on the top shelf.

Now, I love me some cream cheese on a bagel - it's my favorite snack after pepperoni pizza.
... but there were no bagels in the house.
The next time roomie came into the kitchen I told her, "You know that cream cheese isn't safe here tonight".
She uttered some vague threats that I didn't hear and I continued, "Yep - open the box and one big swallow - GULP!"
She made some more threats and said she would hide it.
I told her, "It doesn't matter - it will call to me - "Phiiiiiiilll .... I'm creamy .... EAT ME!!!"
An hour or two passed. I snuck into the kitchen while she was taking a shower to find that she did indeed try to hide the cheese, on the lowest shelf way in the back.
HA!
I decided to get a little crafty and do this to the cheese, placing it back up in front on the top shelf.


If you can't make out the text (I know, it's crowded) it says "Phil, I'm creamy - EAT ME!"


