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The sun grew hotter; the Senior Forum party was bound
to start soon! Some ran to put on their swimwear, bikinis,
and whatever they wanted to wear to get in the water.
Bikinis never go out of style. All body shapes and styles
heading to the Lake! Men's swimwear is very fashionable
this year too. There would be a picnic today too, folks
were hungry, folks were thirsty, FUN to soon begin :cool:
 
The humidity was unbearable. The Hombres showed unexpected and started playing their 1960s hit, "Let it all Hang out."

Deya, not being use to the humidity, was temped to drop her jeans shorts, but remembered she was wearing her thong bikini bottom. Despite the Hombres taunting song, her butt had lost its youth and needed more covering. She sent her husband, Jack, back to camp to get her full coverage hipster bottom. It was really skimpy and age inappropriate, but the humid heat was more than she could bear and it was certainly a more modest choice than her thong.

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Deya said:
The humidity was unbearable. The Hombres showed unexpected and started playing their 1960s hit, "Let it all Hang out."

Deya, not being use to the humidity, was temped to drop her jeans shorts, but remembered she was wearing her thong bikini bottom. Despite the Hombres taunting song, her butt had lost its youth and needed more covering. She sent her husband, Jack, back to camp to get her full coverage hipster bottom. It was really skimpy and age inappropriate, but the humid heat was more than she could bear and it was certainly a more modest choice than her thong.

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You look absolutely great! @ Deya
 
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The music and entertainment were beginning!

Others arrived at the lake, @ Timoc was making plans
to set off some fireworks, at least that is what we are
hearing!

Forest Lady Em needed some toffees and also some
coffee to go with them, but had to locate the swimsuit
she had packed, my gosh, I know I packed it, but where
has it gone!!
 
Tim had hidden Forest Lady Em's swimsuit, so Forest Lady Em entered the water in her birthday suit, while,Tim, perched up a tree chewing his toffees that he had taken back from the lumberjack, and wide-eyed, he marvelled at the beautiful silhouette swimming before him.
 
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Tim had hidden Forest Lady Em's swimsuit, so Forest Lady Em entered the water in her birthday suit, while,Tim, perched up a tree chewing his toffees that he had taken back from the lumberjack, and wide-eyed, he marvelled at the beautiful silhouette swimming before him.
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I just knew Timoc had might have hidden my swimsuit!!
Naked and curvy Em slowly swam towards Tim, yep she
still had it, gorgeous body with a few extra curves but
wowza! 😎
 
Deya said:
Deya, witnessing the Timster, ogling Lady Ems nude body, removed her compression sport bikini bra. Picking an over ripe tomato, she used her stretchy bra to launch the rotting tomato and hit the Timster in the face.
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Compression sport bikini bras are getting more popular now for
us aging women ;):giggle: I have them is all colors and bikinibottoms
to match :cool: LOL

Em's phone is ringing. Work is calling and off I go for a shift!
 
When the paramedics arrived, they determined Tim wasn't faking, he had a peanut allergy. Lucky that Em had kneed his crotch, causing him to dislodge the toffee peanut, before running off to work. She had saved his life.

Spectra, being a professional spectator, had given the cops an eye witness account of the event.

"Somebody crank up the music," Deya said, donning her sports bikini bra, finished by the snap of the bottom band. Old age sag, made it imperative to do some adjusting for maximum comfort and appearance. "Women of advanced years just don't don a bra hastily," Deya explained to the young lady Detective, hoping to avoid a public, rude, semi nude, behavior citation.

The Timster requested the DJ play New Attitude by Patti LaBelle.

The beat of the bass got all the old folks moving and grooving.
 
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No! Not you or you or you said the detective. I'm outta here! And off she ran. The paramedics hung around eyeing Deya for a moment smiling, left, and then suddenly Timster shut off the music to look for some woman named Forest Lady he'd heard had all kinds of crazy dreams.
 
Deya's husband, Jack, was admiring the bean stalk he had planted years earlier. It was massive and reached to the sky. He helped boost Tiny Tim up the stalk so he could look for Em. Elsie and Grunt were busy documenting all the events for an upcoming documentary series.
 
But Elsie and Grunt got to where she and Grunt wanted to follow Tiny Tim so badly, they flipped a coin to see which of them would follow. Grunt won, grunted and climbed the stalk. And Elsie, peeved, documented him till she heard an old lady yell from the top of the stalk, "Who's there!?"
 
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But Elsie and Grunt got to where she and Grunt wanted to follow Tiny Tim so badly, they flipped a coin to see which of them would follow. Grunt won, grunted and climbed the stalk. And Elsie, peeved, documented him till she heard an old lady yell from the top of the stalk, "Who's there!?"
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"It's me, Grunt!", I hollered, terrifiedly. "I'm slipping! I'm slipping!, Headache! Headache!" (that means: look out below!)
(hi, Elsie, I'm a 'her')
 
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Deya said:
Deya, witnessing the Timster, ogling Lady Ems nude body, removed her compression sport bikini bra. Picking an over ripe tomato, she used her stretchy bra to launch the rotting tomato and hit the Timster in the face.
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Oooo yeh, Tim had always loved tomatoes, so he begged, "More, more, more."
 
And Grunt (her) landed on Elsie's camera and it broke in two. Looks like we both lost Grunt said as they heard a scary screaming of anger coming from the top of the stalk. "Tiny Tim you'd better be here to ..................
 
"Oh, dear," Deya said. "I should have known Timmy would use forest transference to turn the tomato into a boob and imagine Em had put her boob in his face."

"Toe may toe, toe ma toe, po tay toe, po ta toe, spud, or boob, what's the difference," Tim muttered.

Did Timmy have mommy issues, from being weaned to early, or did he just miss his childhood dog, Lassie?
 
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