A man walks into a talent agent's office and says he has a talking dog that he'd like the agent to manage.
"A talking dog?", says the agent, "Now I've heard it all. OK, show me."
The man addresses the dog, "What's on top of a house?" The dog says, "ROOF!"
"OK," the man continues, "What does sandpaper feel like?" The dog replies, "ROUGH!"
"One more time, Bowser, who was the greatest ballplayer in history?" The dog pauses for a moment and says, "RUTH!"
"Get out of here with your #$!&^* talking dog," yells the talent agent, "What a waste of my time!"
The man and the dog walk dejectedly out the door. On the sidewalk, the dog looks up and asks, "You think I should have said DiMaggio?"