@Trish The soldier is actually a nutcracker, as in Nutcracker Suite ballet.
According to that famous musicophile, Dr. Google, The Nutcracker, Op. 71, is an 1892 two-act classical ballet by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky, set on Christmas Eve at the foot of a Christmas tree in a child's imagination featuring a Nutcracker doll.
How am I this morning? Gosh, it's really too early to tell. My coffee hasn't kicked in quite yet.
Yanno those pharma commercials on TV? I don't pay any attention to them...they're just background noise...but last night I happened to turn the TV on when the voice-over was reciting all the side effects. Whatever was being advertised "shouldn't be taken by the elderly." Hm. It occurred to me that
I'm "elderly"! I thought I was just old, but nope. Elderly.
Oh...those side effects? One of them is death.

happens.
Today is laundry day. Why do we keep doing stuff like that over and over? The clothes are just going to get dirty again. Like dusting and vacuuming. Wait a week, and it has to be done again. And again. >le sigh<
Gotta greet the day and get started optimizing and maximizing and stuff.
Oooo! I almost forgot to mention that way back in the way back, when I was much younger, I was in the Nutcracker. Yup. I was a daffodil in the Waltz of the Flowers. My "leaves" were long, shoulder-length green satin gloves. A vision. I was a vision
