EDIT: Not sure which comeback and put down to go with here. Pick one ... or two.
- Clearly, I’m in excellent company.
- True, but at least I’m doing it better than you.
- Says the expert in wasted potential.
- Better than having nothing worth doing.
- And still doing more than you’ve ever managed or could imagine.
- Yeah, but at least I make it look good.
- You’d know. Looks like you’ve made it a lifestyle.
- Don’t worry, I’ll let you get back to your life’s work ... nothing.
- Says the CEO of Nothing Better To Do, Inc.
- You’re right, I should try your approach. Mediocrity takes less effort.
- True, but my nothing’s still more interesting than your something.
- And yet, here you are, invested in my nothing like it’s your full-time job.
- OH and ... Thank you for noticing. I do admire your expertise in the field.
- It’s so kind of you to take time out of your busy nothing to check on me.
