At my age my grandparents had been in their graves for 10 years. My mother made it to 91, but my dad was gone at 65.
Elderly is someone who is 15 or more years older than yourself.
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This is me taken on my 50th Birthday...
What a beautiful woman! I will turn 70 soon. I work out daily, and still practice my karate, although my old knees and hip joints don't handle the stress so well. I don't feel 70. I don't look 70. But I know that no matter how hard I fight Father Time, he will win in the end. But I will look good at my viewing!
Your daughters are pretty and have beautiful smiles. They look like they'd be a lot of fun to hang around with.When I was 50, I was showered with advertising leaflets fron 'SAGA'. Not sure if this is just a UK company, but they provide holidays, insurance and other services for over 50s. And they're expensive.
When I was 60, I got my bus pass (or entitlement card as it's called) and a 'senior' card from B&Q (a large DIY chain).
My 65th. birthday was 4 days ago and I've been swamped by documents about pensions, tax, banking etc...
So, it looks as if all my significant birthdays are celebrated with an excess of mail!
Since we're all showing off our offspring, here are my daughters (taken at the BBC last year) .....
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DD1 (left) is a senior university lecturer.
A Friendly Dalek (Middle)
DD2(right) is a qualified solicitor, but works as an insurance underwriter.
Being a senior means you can fart and not apologize.
I guess you tell it like it is, don't you?Being a senior means: Never pass a bathroom, never waste an erection, and never trust a fart.
I guess you tell it like it is, don't you?I'll have to read that to my husband when he wakes up from his nap.
At 55 I was officially a 'senior' with a seniors card that conferred certain discounts and concessions. In my church I was an 'elder' but age has little to do with this elected position. We had a couple of elders in their twenties. At work I was considered to be a 'wisdom figure' because I carried a lot of corporate history and culture in my head.
Now at 72 I own the word 'old'. I am an old woman, afflicted with some painful joints and needing regular medication to keep my heart and arteries from disintegrating. My mind however is still active and eager for exercise. I still have purpose in my life and something to offer to my community. I'm not ready yet to shuffle off this mortal coil but I could be ready tomorrow if that is what fate decrees.
I regret to say my own offspring cannot here be shown. However, if they ever did, the pics might be thus:
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Being a senior means: Never pass a bathroom, never waste an erection, and never trust a fart.