The only time that I have dressed up in drag was back in the early 1980's. We had been invited to a rather special New Year's Eve Party and the dress code was to come along as someone famous of the opposite sex. I couldn't be a female for the life of me. A phone call to the hosts, hoping that I could get out of the dress code, revealed that accuracy wasn't expected, so don't worry about shaving legs, it was all meant to be a fun time. (Yeah right.)
No internet to turn to in those days, I just didn't know who I could be. Then, by chance, I came across the head and torso of a damaged shop window mannequin that had been thrown out. The wig gave me an idea. It took a while, but with a bit of help from my wife, making a floor length dress so that I could wear my own shoes, some carefully sculptured latex, a lot of pink make-up, some huge, over size eyelashes and, hey presto! I was Miss Piggy.
The party was a huge success, the best outfit by far was an Indian fellow, his skin tone was perfect for his character, and his outfit must have taken ages to put together, but he was the perfect Carmen Miranda. The host, who had chosen Mary Poppins as his outfit, had one more surprise in store. Once all the guests had arrived, he announced that we were all going to the pub. We all looked at each other, too late to back out now, so with misgivings we all agreed.
The host then said: "We're going on the bus!" It was a riot, the pub was only a mile or so away, about five or six stops by bus. We all piled on, everyone in the street had stared at us, the bus passengers thought that we might be filming an advert and when we entered the pub, it was like one of those 1950's Westerns where the bad guy enters the bar. The music stopped and the general hub-bub died to an absolute silence.
After we had had a few drinks we had to do the whole thing in reverse, but it was much easier with the Dutch courage inside. It was a party like no other and one, as you can tell, I'll never forget. Thank goodness we didn't have the kind of social media photo call that we have today. My one time as a "female."