If I was an animal, I'd be......

[GoodEnuff]

A bear. You spend all summer eating as much as you can to get as fat as you can, go to sleep for a few months and wake up in the spring skinny. Perfect diet plan! AND...people don't generally mess with you. Stand up tall, let out a roar, and they're running away.

 

[VaughanJB]

Ha ha .... You mean something like this?

Now, you see, I have no problem with being called out for hypocrisy on this one. Animal on animal violence I just can't do. But a meal without some kind of meat is no meal at all. My wife is vegetarian, but I'm waiting until later in life before becoming one. And when I say "later in life", I mean once I'm unalive.

 

[Warrigal]

I'm already half wombat - round body and short legs.

 

[Aunt Bea]

 

[George1959]

An Owl.

Stay up very late, independent, logical thinker, analyzing a situation and coming up with a sensible solution and don't need much to be happy.

Not to forget that you could turn your head very much. My wife once participated in a one week meeting with Amelia Kinkade on communication with animals.

Some time later we visited a zoo. There was an owl. My wife communicated with the bird (of course without any spoken words) and told the owl that she admired it's wonderful ability to turn the head so much. She got a look from the owl that seemed to say "you didn't know this?".

 

[bobcat]

Now, you see, I have no problem with being called out for hypocrisy on this one. Animal on animal violence I just can't do. But a meal without some kind of meat is no meal at all. My wife is vegetarian, but I'm waiting until later in life before becoming one. And when I say "later in life", I mean once I'm unalive.

I know. I was just bein' a butthead. It was just a funny thought that occurred to me.

 

[TeePee]

A house cat so I could keep my independence yet still be pampered.

 

[Rakaia]

Hm. Today I'm going to be..... a duck. They're hilarious when they walk around, and their "voice" is great too.

And on the water they appear calm, but beneath the surface they often are paddling like cray cray...

 

[jim_slim]

An eagle so I could soar the bright blue skies…

 

[bobcat]

And on the water they appear calm, but beneath the surface they often are paddling like cray cray...

.... and they also can become celebrities on insurance commercials and others.
AFLAC aside, who didn't love Donald, although Daffy was still my all-time favorite (Birds of a feather you know).

 

[Mr. Ed]

As long as I am myself I can be anything.