The General Humor Thread

Two men were out hunting when they came across a massive hole in the ground.
“Wow,” said the first hunter. “That’s one deep hole — I can't even see the bottom!”
The second replied, “Let’s toss something in and see how long it takes to hit.”
They spotted an old car engine nearby, heaved it in, and waited...
Suddenly, a goat came crashing out of the brush and dove headfirst into the hole!
While they were still processing what they'd just seen, an old farmer wandered up.
“Say, you boys haven’t seen my goat, have you?”
One hunter said, “Well, weird you should ask… A goat just tore through here and jumped right into this hole!”
The farmer blinked and said, “Nah, can’t be him. I had him chained to an old car engine.”
 
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Time with grandpa


Hey boy are you ready for it? Going to the Christmas market with grandpa

Grandpa can we go another time?
Oh. I thought we made an appointment for today.

Can't we go next week or something?
I see you rather play on your game boy thing.

Grandpa! This is the new Asus whatever thing.

That doesn't ring a bell.

Grandpa I got my complete pc library on this thing. It's awesome.

When you were little you thought it was awesome to go with grandpa and grandma, days out, to the Christmas market. With the car. Grandma was always looking forward to it.
But grandma's not there anymore.
Okay I'll go.
Yes? Go sit in the car!
So now it's grandpa's turn. I always hated these Christmas markets anyway.
 
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Worst pet you can have.

Key Aspects of Hyena Jaw Strength:
  • Bone-Crushing Ability:
    Their strength allows them to break and digest bones that other predators leave behind, giving them a significant advantage.

  • Specialized Teeth:
    Hyenas have broad, pyramidal premolars designed to withstand immense pressure, functioning for both shearing meat and crushing bone.

  • Comparison to Other Animals:
    A hyena's bite is significantly stronger than a wolf's (around 400 PSI) and even surpasses that of lions, which average 650-1000 PSI.

    • Evolutionary Advantage:
      This powerful bite is a key adaptation for their role as efficient predators and scavengers in their ecosystem.
 

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