Q: What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
A: All that was left was de brie.
Q: What do you call cheese that is sad?
A: Blue cheese.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese!
Q: What is a cannibal's favourite cheese?
A: Limburger
Q: What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater?
A: "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
Q: Which is the most religious cheese?
A: Swiss, because it is holy.
Q: Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics?
A: It fell at the final curdle
Q: When should you keep an eye on your cheese?
A: When it's up to no Gouda.
Q: Why do you always bring a bag of chips to a party?
A: In queso emergency.
Q: When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying?
A: When it's too Gouda be true.
Q: What do cheese makers dance to on halloween?
A: The muenster mash!
Q: What did the Cheese salesman say?
A: That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
Q: What group of cheese has been known to fly?
A: Curds of prey!
Q: What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese?
A: Curd-istan
Q: What cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
A: Moatzeralla
Q: What do you call cheese that is acting crazy?
A: A basket queso.
Q: What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution?
A: Caerphilly
Q: What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic?
A: Livarot
Q: What did the piece of Cheddar say to the ghost?
A: I'm Lac-ghost intolerant
Q: Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus?
A: Because he couldn't get his stilton.
Q: What cheese do beavers like?
A: eDam
Q: Which is the Richest Cheese in the world?
A: Paris Stilton.
Q: What do you call an oriental cheese?
A: Parm-asian
Q: How good is a Coney Island gyro?
A: Feta than sex.
Q: What's the most popular American cheese sitcom?
A: Curd Your Enthusiasm
Q: Why does cheese look normal?
A: Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
Q: What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades?
A: I've felt grater.
Q: What did Gorgonzola say to Cheddar?
A: Lookin' Sharp.