According to the Census Bureau

Ken N Tx

Ken N Tx

MALE
Location
Texas
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]190,374 people are having sex right now, 212,130 are kissing, and 1 poor person is reading Senior Forums!!

You hang in there sunshine![/FONT][/FONT]
 
hollydolly said:
:cry: I know, I know...I have a very sad life...

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BUT, you do have very colorful underwear!
 
Two men are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that Elks have
sex 10 to 15 times a day?"


"Aww, dad gum it!! says his friend, "and I just
joined the Knights of Columbus!"
 
Two old ladies are sitting on the porch of the Old Ladies Home. One is paging through a copy of Cosmopolitan a visitor had left behind.

"This magazine is full of smut! Nothing but smut! Look at this! Disgraceful! Six pages about mutual orgasm! Edna, did you and Harvey have mutual orgasm?"

"No, I think we had State Farm."
 
jujube said:
Two old ladies are sitting on the porch of the Old Ladies Home. One is paging through a copy of Cosmopolitan a visitor had left behind.

"This magazine is full of smut! Nothing but smut! Look at this! Disgraceful! Six pages about mutual orgasm! Edna, did you and Harvey have mutual orgasm?"

"No, I think we had State Farm."
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