Sifuphil Is now in The Hot Seat!

Philly, what are your favourite types of non-porn movies?

I have to admit to having a fascination with those cheap Chinese martial arts movies - they're often called "chop-sockies".

I started going to movie theaters in NYC's Times Square and Chinatown, where you could watch 3 of those movies for $2. I guess that's where I got hooked. Thing is, the translations on screen were so hilarious that it took your attention away from the bad acting!

And, they're all pretty much so formulaic that you KNOW what's going to happen. That's comforting, in a way - like watching American Westerns, where you KNOW the guy in the white hat will emerge victorious.

Beside chop-sockies I like your typical guy films - action, explosions ...
 
Annie ,lol

Philnif you could have a do over,what would it be?

One do-over?

When I was making good money in my early 20's I would have saved more of it, instead of throwing it all away on wine, women and song. Not that I regret doing that, mind you - just, if I had the foresight to learn how to invest some of it I'd be sitting pretty right now.

*sigh*
 
As long as we're on the subject Philly.......have you ever stared in a porn movie and if so what was your stage name ?

LOL!

I can see the timbre of this Hot Seat session ...

Professional or amateur production? :devilish:

I appeared professionally as "Tall Dark Stranger in Raincoat" in Farm-Girl Fanny Finds A Friend. It won the NYC Best Adult Movie With A Budget Under $5,000 award in 1979!

Amateur productions - several, all on Beta, no longer in existence (donated to Salvation Army).
 
Phil, ophidiophobia is the fear of snakes, do you have it? What is your main phobia?

I'm not really afraid of snakes, unless you're talking about one of those 25-foot pythons. Then I try my best to be where he isn't.

My main phobia?

Coulrophobia - the fear of clowns. Definitely, clowns. There's just something inherently evil about them ...
 
This may be too hard a question, but I want to see what you do with it. Q: What's something you are pretty sure has only happened to you?"
 
This may be too hard a question, but I want to see what you do with it. Q: What's something you are pretty sure has only happened to you?"

That IS a tough one. Have to think ... arghhh ...

Ah, ok.

In 6th grade I knocked myself out. For about half a minute.

With a bruise - more like a bump - on my forehead that exists to this day.

I was getting ready to play dodgeball at lunch-break at school. We played in the basketball courts - two of them divided by a giant concrete wall.

I crawled through the hole in the fence where a game was underway. The guy holding the ball was a foot or so away from me, and growled "Are you playing?"

I paused a second, said "Yes!" and turned to run away. I ran smack-dab into that giant concrete wall, head-first. :cower:
 
That IS a tough one. Have to think ... arghhh ...

Ah, ok.

In 6th grade I knocked myself out. For about half a minute.

With a bruise - more like a bump - on my forehead that exists to this day.

I was getting ready to play dodgeball at lunch-break at school. We played in the basketball courts - two of them divided by a giant concrete wall.

I crawled through the hole in the fence where a game was underway. The guy holding the ball was a foot or so away from me, and growled "Are you playing?"

I paused a second, said "Yes!" and turned to run away. I ran smack-dab into that giant concrete wall, head-first. :cower:

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Phil, you were one of the very first to respond to one of my early threads. It was a bit of a sarcastic barb and I thought you were going to be one of those pedantic metaphysical types that use multi syllabic words to say nothing. You have turned out to be one of my favorite people on here and we hold similar views on many things. Is that a good thing? Hmm.
Anyway. How about your early childhood? Influences? How did you get to be the screwed up, funny, lovable guy that you are?
 
Phil, you were one of the very first to respond to one of my early threads. It was a bit of a sarcastic barb and I thought you were going to be one of those pedantic metaphysical types that use multi syllabic words to say nothing. You have turned out to be one of my favorite people on here and we hold similar views on many things. Is that a good thing? Hmm.

I am pleased that my pedantic metaphysical conjugations have become endearing to you, my good chap!

We DO hold similar views - I think that's a GOOD thing. It means we're the healthy ones.

Anyway. How about your early childhood? Influences? How did you get to be the screwed up, funny, lovable guy that you are?

I owe everything I am to Bugs Bunny. He was my earliest role model and his wise-a$$ ways, wise-cracks and general life wisdom influenced me to follow the Bugs Way.
 
You are doing ever so well up to now SifuPhil, and thank you for taking part.

Now then.
You have just found the magic lamp.
You have given it a few rubs.
The Genie of The Lamp steams out from the lamp and says...

"Hello Phil, you have been a really good boy lately". (probably makes a change:playful:)
"I am going to grant you three wishes".

So what would they be?!
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I also hate clowns, and Bugs Bunny is my hero.

I KNEW I liked you!

What is your most endearing quality?

I don't know if it could be called "endearing", but I have a very high-level sense of honor. I suppose it's a mix of my upbringing - my parents, my martial arts teacher and the testing of it throughout my life.
 


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