If You Have A Erection Lasting More Than Four Hours Call Who?

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Lon

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We have all seen this ad on TV and it makes me laugh since most men would think that four plus hours would be a bonus.

A better Commercial would say--" If you have a errection lasting more than four hours WAKE HER UP.:)
 
Lon said:
We have all seen this ad on TV and it makes me laugh since most men would think that four plus hours would be a bonus.

A better Commercial would say--" If you have a errection lasting more than four hours WAKE HER UP.:)
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Heck, she's probably passed out from exhaustion- better go ahead on to the ER....
 
Lon said:
We have all seen this ad on TV and it makes me laugh since most men would think that four plus hours would be a bonus.

A better Commercial would say--" If you have a errection lasting more than four hours WAKE HER UP.:)
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Oh, please. If you woke "her" up -- who is she, BTW? -- she'd probably clonk you with your own boner (and you'd deserve it).

Seriously, guys, if any of you weren't madly panicking at the end of HALF of one hour when your erection hadn't gone down, you'd be practically in tears begging "her" to drive you to the ER -- you'd be too panicky to think to call 911/999.

You have an erection lasting 4 hours and you're bursting for a pee?

Grow up, guys.

Granted, this thread's no more offensive than the ones some of the women have started in recent weeks ...
 
I never had one personally but it does spark one's imagination a bit...
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Offensive threads? Only truly offensive post I recall lately contained a severed head. That is offensive. A little playful banter keeps us young IMHO. Again, why would any individual who clearly finds so much disappointment in so many sf threads choose to remain? Life is too short.
 
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There's nothing offensive about this thread. And I agree with Shali on the points she made. If a person finds this post offensive, they don't have to read it. The world has gone nuts, and any time we can find a way to let off a little steam in a harmless way, we should take advantage of it. I've never understood why it's okay for tv shows to show someone murdering someone, but it's not okay to show people having sex. For crying out loud. That's backwards. We all know about sex. We all know some funny things that happen during the process of getting it on or trying to. There are those of us women who love the male anatomy and everything it can do for us. There are some of guys who enjoy the female anatomy for similar reasons. Let's drink a toast to the fun of it all.
 
If I had an erection that lasted 4 hours, I'd start my way working around the cul-de-sac. Hopefully, some of the younger ladies in the neighborhood would take pity on an old man in such a compromising condition and do what they could to ease the situation.:)
 
I toadly agree...youngin' s think when you turn fifty or sixty...crap you play bingo and gradually die off...old people getting busy or even having desire is beyond what they want to imagine. N' really that is too bad. We can take our time and don't have to worry about "one on the way"...really we can find our best years;)
 
My best sex has been in my older years. I've gotten rid of my early religious programing that told me it was dirty. I've learned to better enjoy who and what I am. It's nice to have silenced the demons that told me sex was a sin. If nobody ever did it, none of us would be having this conversation.
 
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