Oh Dear, More Bad News........

[ossian]

Apparently men who enjoy an active sex life beyond 60 are killing themselves!!! :what1:

Despite the claims that it is good for our prostate health when we are over 50, apparently, it is not good for our tickers and brain. Our poor ladies, however, seem to suffer no such ill effects which only proves that old theory that men have to do all the hard work! :yes:

But wait, there is some hope. A 'Get Out' clause......... kinda! It claims that the risk is high in men who have sex once or more a week! So, if we reduce it some........say 10 fold........ many of us should be ok. Unless, things get a bit too adventurous.

Better cancel my membership to the Naughty Pensioners' Swingers' Paradise then! :getit:

The Guardian

 

[Ken N Tx]

What will these female researchers come up with next??

 

[Ameriscot]

What will these female researchers come up with next??

Ha!!! No, it's the men trying to get out of doing the work to please their partner.

 

[ossian]

Ha!!! No, it's the men trying to get out of doing the work to please their partner.

Oh no! I think it is just an alternative to the 'headache' excuse!

'Now you know you shouldn't be trying that, dearest! At you age it could kill you!. Now off you go to sleep and leave me alone.'

 

[Ameriscot]

Oh no! I think it is just an alternative to the 'headache' excuse!

'Now you know you shouldn't be trying that, dearest! At you age it could kill you!. Now off you go to sleep and leave me alone.'

Hmmm.....if a man was a good lover maybe his wife would not get a 'headache'.

 

[Shalimar]

Hmmm.....if a man was a good lover maybe his wife would not get a 'headache'.

Boom!

 

[HazyDavey]

But wait, there is some hope. A 'Get Out' clause......... kinda! It claims that the risk is high in men who have sex once or more a week! So, if we reduce it some........say 10 fold........ many of us should be ok. Unless, things get a bit too adventurous.

okie dokie but I don't think the folks selling dem little blue pills are going to like that very much..

 

[Ameriscot]

But wait, there is some hope. A 'Get Out' clause......... kinda! It claims that the risk is high in men who have sex once or more a week! So, if we reduce it some........say 10 fold........ many of us should be ok. Unless, things get a bit too adventurous.

okie dokie but I don't think the folks selling dem little blue pills are going to like that very much..

Blue pills?! Ha! My hubby doesn't need any blue pills!

 

[mathjak107]

wait , are we talking with a partner ? lol

 

[Ameriscot]

wait , are we talking with a partner ? lol

Hmm....did it specify?

 

[IKE]

Oh no! I think it is just an alternative to the 'headache' excuse!

I fixed that excuse / problem years ago......I keep a LARGE bottle of aspirin in the nightstand.

 

[ossian]

Hmmm.....if a man was a good lover maybe his wife would not get a 'headache'.

We have a challenge competing with all the mechanical devices that 'Santa' keeps inventing for you lot!!!

 

[Ameriscot]

We have a challenge competing with all the mechanical devices that 'Santa' keeps inventing for you lot!!!

You'll just need to learn some new techniques.

 

[Jackie22]

You'll just need to learn some new techniques.

...lol, or recharge your batteries.

 

[Ameriscot]

...lol, or recharge your batteries.

Yup! LOL

 

[ossian]

You'll just need to learn some new techniques.

Ah but what do they say about old dogs and new tricks??? :dunno:

 

[mathjak107]

We have a challenge competing with all the mechanical devices that 'Santa' keeps inventing for you lot!!!

the local steakhouse was complaining they keep missing their pepper mills ha ha ha