Embarrassing moments

AZ Jim

AZ Jim

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When I was 17 I had a girlfriend and on Sunday we took a drive in the country. We had a little picnic and I convinced her to let me take a couple of topless pics of her. At home later I hid the photos in my bookcase. My mom used to tidy up the room and found the pictures. That day when I got home from school on my bed, neatly arranged side by side lay those pics. Mom never said a word but that night before going to the dinner table I stalled as long as I could!!!
 

I had a similar experience. I was engaged to my husband at the time and he took some photos of me in bed (I did have a nightie on) and I had forgotten about those few pics on the camera.

After our wedding I gave my brother that roll of film to be developed because there were a few recent pictures of the wedding on it.

After we came back from our honeymoon my brother handed me the photos and I was shocked to see those pics and I couldn't even say it was AFTER the wedding because my ring finger was visible and only an engagement ring was on it.

Worst part was that my brother gave my mom the film to develop...she never said anything but I was so embarrassed.
 
Back around 1972 myself and two Thai gals were caught at around 2:00 a.m. skinny dipping in the rooftop pool of the Nana Hotel in Bangkok.

The Thai security guard kept yelling, "no can do !, no can do !"......we casually got out of the pool, put just our underwear on and headed back to the room. :D
 

My most embarrassing moment has nothing to do with girls/women.

I was playing baseball for a men's league in central Calif. It's the season's final championship game, last inning, we're up by two runs, I'm covering 3rd. The batter hits a little bobbler right toward me, I scoop it up and make a great throw to our 1st baseman...problem was, there were runners on 2nd and 1st. The first baseman had no idea my throw was coming to him because, of course, it shouldn't have. So, he missed the catch. Plus, I didn't even tag my base before I threw. So, 2nd base runner goes through to home, and the 1st base runner advances to 2nd, the hitter makes it safely to 1st. They get another hit, a really good one. They win, I'm totally humiliated, and I've never forgotten that horrible, stupid error.
 
Cap'nSacto said:
My most embarrassing moment has nothing to do with girls/women.

I was playing baseball for a men's league in central Calif. It's the season's final championship game, last inning, we're up by two runs, I'm covering 3rd. The batter hits a little bobbler right toward me, I scoop it up and make a great throw to our 1st baseman...problem was, there were runners on 2nd and 1st. The first baseman had no idea my throw was coming to him because, of course, it shouldn't have. So, he missed the catch. Plus, I didn't even tag my base before I threw. So, 2nd base runner goes through to home, and the 1st base runner advances to 2nd, the hitter makes it safely to 1st. They get another hit, a really good one. They win, I'm totally humiliated, and I've never forgotten that horrible, stupid error.
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I wouldn't call it your error. That first baseman should be on the bag with every hit especially if the hit went towards third base. He could have even turned it into a double play with a throw to second.

Wipe if from your memory. You made the right play. The first baseman was daydreaming.
 
AzJim.

Embarrassing moments

When I was 17 I had a girlfriend and on Sunday we took a drive in the country. We had a little picnic and I convinced her to let me take a couple of topless pics of her. At home later I hid the photos in my bookcase. My mom used to tidy up the room and found the pictures. That day when I got home from school on my bed, neatly arranged side by side lay those pics. Mom never said a word but that night before going to the dinner table I stalled as long as I could!!!
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You mean to tell us that after you got her topless, all you did was take pictures ???

You gotta be $hitting me !
 
Camper6 said:
I wouldn't call it your error. That first baseman should be on the bag with every hit especially if the hit went towards third base. He could have even turned it into a double play with a throw to second.

Wipe if from your memory. You made the right play. The first baseman was daydreaming.
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Thanks, Camper, but it was totally the wrong play. I should've tagged my bag and gone to 2nd with the throw. But you're right about the first baseman; he could easily have made it a double play. I know it's dumb after all these years that I'm still trying to forget it. But at least I can chuckle about it now.
 
The main one that pops into my mind all the time is when I was a young teen. I was on vacation in Florida with my mother and sister and I took a water skiing lesson wearing a bikini. Everything was going great until I lost my top. I immediately let go of the handles and dropped into the water, grabbed by top and awkwardly put it back on while treading water and facing away from the guys driving the boat. I was so embarrassed when I got back to the dock where my mother was, and she just said don't worry, nobody was looking at you! Well, that's not how I was feeling at the time. :eek:
 
SeaBreeze said:
The main one that pops into my mind all the time is when I was a young teen. I was on vacation in Florida with my mother and sister and I took a water skiing lesson wearing a bikini. Everything was going great until I lost my top. I immediately let go of the handles and dropped into the water, grabbed by top and awkwardly put it back on while treading water and facing away from the guys driving the boat. I was so embarrassed when I got back to the dock where my mother was, and she just said don't worry, nobody was looking at you! Well, that's not how I was feeling at the time. :eek:
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I'm pretty sure your feeling was correct; someone was looking at you. No need for embarrassment, though. I doubt anyone said tsk tsk!
 
On my first visit to Florida, I was snorkeling along the jetty at St. Andrews State Park in Panama City Beach. I kept seeing these beautiful little shells and as I love shells, I kept picking them up and stuffing them down the front of my swimsuit because I had no place else to put them.

Unfortunately, I had no idea that there were little hermit crabs inside the shells. Yep, eventually they became "comfortable" enough to stick out of their shells and try to get out of...uh...Dodge.

I wasn't sure WHAT THE HELL was going on in my swimsuit and had no choice but to stand up and pull my swimsuit down to my waist. I can't say it was a particular "treat" to the beach goers to see my jiggly parts but it was sure a treat to get those crabs out of my suit.

The only thing funnier (and it wasn't particularly "funny" to her) was when a wave broke over my sister at the beach and deposited macerated stinging jellyfish fragments down inside her swimsuit. She was ON FIRE and just pulled her suit down to her knees. It wasn't a nude beach until that moment.
 
Wow Jujube! I would have done the same thing with those crabs....but your poor sister! :eek: I was stung by a large jellyfish when the tentacles brushed against me, it was stinging and took awhile to subside.
 
jujube said:
On my first visit to Florida, I was snorkeling along the jetty at St. Andrews State Park in Panama City Beach. I kept seeing these beautiful little shells and as I love shells, I kept picking them up and stuffing them down the front of my swimsuit because I had no place else to put them.

Unfortunately, I had no idea that there were little hermit crabs inside the shells. Yep, eventually they became "comfortable" enough to stick out of their shells and try to get out of...uh...Dodge.

I wasn't sure WHAT THE HELL was going on in my swimsuit and had no choice but to stand up and pull my swimsuit down to my waist. I can't say it was a particular "treat" to the beach goers to see my jiggly parts but it was sure a treat to get those crabs out of my suit.

The only thing funnier (and it wasn't particularly "funny" to her) was when a wave broke over my sister at the beach and deposited macerated stinging jellyfish fragments down inside her swimsuit. She was ON FIRE and just pulled her suit down to her knees. It wasn't a nude beach until that moment.
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Holy cow. That gives me the creeps. I grew up fairly near the ocean, and have lived within 20 miles of it a few times, but have never been particularly attracted to it. And I love to fish, too, but never felt an urge to fish in or on the ocean.
 
Loads of embarrassing moments thorughout my life. But one that I can tell here was when we had gone on holiday to Majorca. We had been having lunch in the hotel and were charing the table with a couple. We got along fine and chatted until lunch was over.

We then separated and headed off to the beach for a swim. While swimming in the ocean I collided with someone. We both spluttered to the surface and I came face to face with the woman from lunch. She was topless and for some reason I was very, very embarrassed and could not say anything sensible to her. I think she was a little embarrassed too.
 

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