Diwundrin
Well-known Member
- Location
- Nth Coast NSW Australia
A 'spate' of shark attacks... a whole 3 in a year... have motivated a Council to kill any sharks that venture close enough.
This has spurred mass outbreaks of cardboard squares on sticks and angry protesters Nation wide.
We don't have much else to protest about I guess.
Coincidentally 3 pedestrians have been skittled by buses in Sydney in a little over a week but no buses or their drivers have been culled in retaliation.
There is much effort being expended to explain to the morons in the Council that the increase in shark attacks might just be down to there being so many more surfers and scuba divers thinking it's good idea to immerse themselves in notoriously shark infested waters lately. There are actually less sharks now than ever, we just offer them easier pickings now.
They lure the tourists there for the surfin' 'n scuba experience then get p*ssy when the sharks eat them. Fellas!! Think about it.!
There have also been some apparently paranormal incidents due to some demonic influence causing the inexplicable activation of the hydraulic systems of tilt trucks just as they are entering the underground traffic tunnels in Sydney. 3 of them too! WooOOOooo.
The resulting damage is spectacular, sparks and smoke and panic abounding in following traffic all caught on CCTV and aired on the nightly News. Arial footage of the resulting gridlock is then added. Great stuff!
Not a single driver admitted to the incident being his fault in any way so the Devil musta dun it. Right?
But the strangest thing of all has been the amazing announcement from the Feds that instead of wasting money on bailing out foreign National manufacturers of cars that no one wants to buy, they are putting the money to funding relief benefits for farmers and graziers who haven't had rain since July 2012 and who are at the point of shooting their stock, themselves, but hopefully first their bank managers and local politicians.
Wow, an intelligent move from Canberra, who'da thort?
Definitely some kind of wooOOoo going on.
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This has spurred mass outbreaks of cardboard squares on sticks and angry protesters Nation wide.
We don't have much else to protest about I guess.
Coincidentally 3 pedestrians have been skittled by buses in Sydney in a little over a week but no buses or their drivers have been culled in retaliation.
There is much effort being expended to explain to the morons in the Council that the increase in shark attacks might just be down to there being so many more surfers and scuba divers thinking it's good idea to immerse themselves in notoriously shark infested waters lately. There are actually less sharks now than ever, we just offer them easier pickings now.
They lure the tourists there for the surfin' 'n scuba experience then get p*ssy when the sharks eat them. Fellas!! Think about it.!
There have also been some apparently paranormal incidents due to some demonic influence causing the inexplicable activation of the hydraulic systems of tilt trucks just as they are entering the underground traffic tunnels in Sydney. 3 of them too! WooOOOooo.
The resulting damage is spectacular, sparks and smoke and panic abounding in following traffic all caught on CCTV and aired on the nightly News. Arial footage of the resulting gridlock is then added. Great stuff!
Not a single driver admitted to the incident being his fault in any way so the Devil musta dun it. Right?
But the strangest thing of all has been the amazing announcement from the Feds that instead of wasting money on bailing out foreign National manufacturers of cars that no one wants to buy, they are putting the money to funding relief benefits for farmers and graziers who haven't had rain since July 2012 and who are at the point of shooting their stock, themselves, but hopefully first their bank managers and local politicians.
Wow, an intelligent move from Canberra, who'da thort?
Definitely some kind of wooOOoo going on.

