I was a finicky little turd
‘Yer goona sit there until everything on yer plate is gone’
I sat there
They’d all be in the other room, watching TV
My Howdy Doody time was spent watching cottage cheese separate
Eventually, Mom would appear and make me do the dishes
Gladly
Then go to bed
Gladly
‘Just try it’
I’d move stuff around to make it look like I ‘just tried it’
It didn’t fool Mom
I made my own breakfast from 5 or 6 on, so no issues there
I staved off starvation due to school lunches
Brown bag sandwiches
I’d eat any sandwich
Didn’t matter what was in it
We ate a lot of beans
Beans on bread
Got to likin’ it
Cake plopped into yer bean juice if you didn’t get it all sopped up in time
Got to likin’ bean juice soaked cake
Kinda miss it
Never was fond of organs
Still not
Especially if they have anything to do with filtering urine
Visiting folks was torture
They ate weirder than we did
Hot green slimy leaf wads of things
Fat roots, cooked to imperfection
Dessert could be something like bread pudding glop
Milk could be warm…raw, with clumps, fer gawdsake
I grew up somehow
Finding sustenance in chips, dip, and beer
Had a few girlfriends that tried to broaden my spectrum
Carmen took me to breakfast once
once
huevos rancheros
don’t be puttin’ that rancheros crap on my huevos
eventually my lady came along
slowly intro’d me to ‘normal’ food
and here I am
cleaned my plate of whatever
wanting more