It will never happen...

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My retirement. :( My ex, parasite that he was, cleaned me out financially, maxed out every credit cards we had, took out loans, and left me with an enormous pile of debt that I'm gonna be working on for the rest of my life it looks like! I was way too stupid and naive. Lesson learned. Who says we can't keep learning even when we're old. :doh:
 
It will NEVER happen again....Well, this happened some time ago. Sue was at work and I had the day off. I decided I would have dinner ready for her when she came home. I poked around in the freezer, found a couple of steaks. So far, so good.

Step two....Find vegetables. Poked around in fridge, veggie bin, found carrots, brussels sprouts. Where does Sue keep the potatoes? Well, after hunting around for a while without success I had a look under the counter. Bag of potatoes found.....

Step three.....Now, get out cook book and find out the required temperature for stove to cook steaks. Wondering if I should put steaks into oven or get veggies ready.....I decided to get veggies ready.

Step four.....Peel potatoes with potato peeler, after, again, poking around found peeler. Going good so far.....Peeled potatoes, put into pot and checked cooking book to see how long I had to boil them. Put peeled potatoes into pot, with water, turned on stove and let them cook....

Step five.....Peel Carrots. Having seen Sue peel carrots this should be easy. Grasp first carrot, start to peel it with big knife....Unfortunately, I got into a rythym and cut my finger....Not happy.

Step six....Head to washroom to make repairs on bleeding finger....Have to find band-aids. After poking around in bathroom cabinet find bandage....This takes time.

Step seven.....Back into kitchen, put away carrots, look for can of corn.

Step eight.....Put away brussels sprouts, look for can of peas.

Step nine....Hear strange noise from on top of stove. Water boiling over....Have to clean this up....

Step ten......Look at steaks, read cooking book again, look at clock......

Step eleven......Order pizzas.....

　
 
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I was accused of Racism, one time, just because I was from Alabama, took me aback, my Great Grandmother was a full blooded Creek, my family married into the blacks , and the Indians in the 1800's.
 
It has only happened one time in my marriage and that was a long time ago. My husband will never again listen to me when I tell him to sit down and relax. He always has to be active.
 
hollydolly said:
The return of the Messiah
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Some people don't think their hero has arrived yet.


The Jews aren't waiting on the pacifist in Isaiah 53. That's forbidden scripture. They're waiting on the badass of Zechariah 14:3. This duality has been a running gag on South Park.

 
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