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How's your baby buggy? How's your baby, buggy?

Also WD-40 and duct tape. If it moves and it's not supposed to, tape it. If it won't move but it's supposed to, spray it.

Wine, cheese and Sinatra.

PhD chemist: Dr. I. Takashita

My daughter had a rabbit which she named "Hopadilicus." If you layed down on the floor and watched him come toward you, it was like watching the movie, "Night of the Lepus." He was ok wandering around in the kitchen but once he hit the carpeted living room, he was un-catchable. I had a crab...

If they do, I nominate all 8 episodes of "Horatio Hornblower." The best and most historically accurate mini-series I've ever seen.

Tattoos? A T-shirt with "Look At Me!" in large red letters is cheaper, removeable and achieves the same result.

"The Bridges of Toko-Ri" 1954 "The Guns of Navarone" 1961 "In Harm's Way" 1965 "Where Eagles Dare" 1968 "The Battle of Britian" 1969

Nothing to it: or for the digitally challenged:

What irritates me is when I make an appointment to see a doctor and I'm seen by a nurse practitioner. What's next, an orderly? Am I not being charged "doctor rates?" Shouldn't I get a discount? If I buy a Cadillac should I be content to drive away in a Chevy? It's bait and switch!

“I'm a man of simple tastes. I'm always satisfied with the best.” - Oscar Wilde

That's a ham with cloves, not a turkey.

The death of someone you know need no longer be an inconvenience.

The new "Divorced Barbie"...comes with Ken's house, Ken's car and Ken's boat.

I once overheard a woman say, "We'll have to sit down. I can't walk and talk at the same time."