The General Humor Thread

Furryanimal · Sunday at 3:33 AM

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.

Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

Jazzy1 · Sunday at 3:40 AM

Lewkat · Sunday at 4:06 AM

Paladin1950 · Sunday at 4:21 AM

Lewkat said:
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I have met a lot of intelligent blonde women in my life. I was born a blonde. I used to say, "Say it loud, I'm blonde and I'm proud!"

Paladin1950 · Sunday at 4:23 AM

#7 M*A*S*H (in 2 parts)

Paladin1950 · Sunday at 4:23 AM

Aunt Bea · Sunday at 10:05 AM

Dr.Colosso · Sunday at 10:38 AM

Furryanimal said:
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.

Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

Oh that reminds me.