I was in Glasgow a few years ago and outside a big store was a young woman sitting on a stool with a sign saying '50p for a kiss'.....( I discovered the proceeds were for a charity).
I stood there for a moment and she beckoned me over, so I said to her, "Are there any special rates for pensioners", and because I have a bad back, "Could I sit on the stool and her on my knee for the kiss?" She stunned me when she stood up, sat me down on the stool, then, sitting on my knees, she gave me a big wet kiss. I nearly died of either fright or sheer pleasure, don't know which..... but when she stood up with her hand open for my fee, I put a £5 note in her hand and walked away with a big grin and a spring in my step.
A wonderful day :hatlaugh1:
I stood there for a moment and she beckoned me over, so I said to her, "Are there any special rates for pensioners", and because I have a bad back, "Could I sit on the stool and her on my knee for the kiss?" She stunned me when she stood up, sat me down on the stool, then, sitting on my knees, she gave me a big wet kiss. I nearly died of either fright or sheer pleasure, don't know which..... but when she stood up with her hand open for my fee, I put a £5 note in her hand and walked away with a big grin and a spring in my step.
A wonderful day :hatlaugh1: