Falcon
DV8
- Location
- So. California
Went to a new barber to day for a shave.
He handed me a small wooden ball and told me to put it in my mouth and hold it in my cheek.
I asked him why. And he said it stretches the skin and gives a smoother shave.
I said, What happens if I swallow it?
He said that it happens on occasion.
I said "What happens then? "
He said, "No problem; they just bring it back the next day."
I got up and left, and I'm never going back !
He handed me a small wooden ball and told me to put it in my mouth and hold it in my cheek.
I asked him why. And he said it stretches the skin and gives a smoother shave.
I said, What happens if I swallow it?
He said that it happens on occasion.
I said "What happens then? "
He said, "No problem; they just bring it back the next day."
I got up and left, and I'm never going back !
