A forum story, all join in.

[RadishRose]

That's it.

 

[dusty]

Forest Lady resurfaced and was not naked. She knew that was a ruse to keep her in the pond, and she was not going to be naked. She crawled to the shore and upon standing she saw a structure, some sort of home.

 

[Deya]

Both Lumberjacks caught up to the oversexed Troll, held him at bay with their axes, and called on Lady Bobbit to appear and remove the Trolls offending appendage.

 

[dusty]

That being done, the lumberjacks went back to the business of the trees, while Forest Lady slowly walked towards the house. Peering in the one window of this home that was shelter for someone, she saw a woman spinning wool on an old spinning wheel. Curious and unafriad, she knocked on the door.

 

[LadyEmeraude]

to reiterate my phones emoji's are jumping around and NOT posting
the ones I chose. Oh, what a laugh lol

 

[Deya]

"Come in dearie," The old lady said.

 

[LadyEmeraude]

"Just skimmed the thread and suddenly I feel like I need swim goggles, a lifeguard whistle, and maybe a therapist. Are we skinny dipping into chaos or is this just Tuesday now?"

 

[Deya]

"Just call me granny," the old lady said. "Is that you Ellie May? Didn't I see you earlier with Jethro."

"No, I am Lady Forest and that hunk was the forest lumberjack."

 

[Doste]

The old lady looked at Lady Forest's eyes for a disturbing length of time and murmured something like,
"Tasty."

 

[Deya]

Recognizing the old lady's canine look, Lady F called on the spirit of her granny, Crystal Ball. Her grant to shape change was granted and she became a Kodiak grizzly. The old lady fled into the forest with her tail dragging behind her.

 

[Elsie]

Somebody forgot to tell a new story had been started. The original Forest lady found all that had happened to her was only a dream.......... She decided to go shopping rather than taking a stroll through the forest..

 

[Naturally]

But just as she reached for a sales rack of enchanted socks, one of them bit her and screamed, “I have a foot phobia!"

 

[OneEyedDiva]

That cause her to run away from the sock isle and into the mall where she saw that Christmas decorations were already up! Christmas trees, so many Christmas trees! She was like..."Damn, am I back in the forest again?"

 

[IrishEyes]

The Elf on the shelf began cackling with glee when he saw her enter the mall.

 

[LadyEmeraude]

Lady Emeraude Aka Forest Lady has melted into a puddle of sweat . The forest is too hot today.

As Elsie said, all this has been a dream and a very fun exciting one

But now Forest Lady needs to go have a Mammogram, and so let the story continue
any direction you all want it to. I will love reading it.

 

[Llynn]

Just then, a interstellar spaceship from Arcturus flew by and using an Acme death ray disintegrated the entire planet.

 

[Naturally]

One slightly singed sock survived and whispered, “Well … that escalated quickly.”

 

[Elsie]

Forest lady was protected from disintegration by clicking together the heels of the sparkling red slippers that came with the enchanted socks.

 

[spectratg]

Then she felt light-headed, and suddenly fainted.

 

[Llynn]

But because of the residual radiation from the disintegration

 

[Elsie]

Her hair fell out as the interstellar spaceship drew her into it.

 

[Deya]

Before she was dawn up into the craft, she snapped out of her trace. A trace she entered into, so the discomforts of having her breast flattened like a pancake, would pass quickly. She never feared the probing by aliens. She was a survivor of earthly medical test that defied the imagination of top aliens scientist.

 

[OneEyedDiva]

Was this really a spaceship or was she in the mammogram testing room? Was this real or another dream? She was dazed and confused.

 

[Beezer]

@MACKTEXAS and Patrick came running through the forest with a Band of wild feminist women chasing them with baseball bats.

 

[Llynn]

and advertising signs for Interplanetary Wigs Inc. Mounted on sturdy sticks.