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[Elsie]

Suddenly, the mermaid let out a tremendous burp, and her belly went flat. She had just been gassy from eating too much seaweed at one time.

 

[papa tiger]

Big guy held a Salamander in his left hand while patting Mermaids tummy with his right. Then came a loud sound!

 

[-Oy-]

'FAAAAAAAAAAAAART!'

 

[Elsie]

And Forest lady, holding her nose, was swept, by the fart caused waves onto shore and there, looking worn out was

 

[Naturally]

... rested there from life's vexations while pausing to catch the threads of vanishing dreams, when ...

 

[Elsie]

an apparition appeared before her and told her she will be vexed by more dreams, the next one testing her emotional and physical strength would be

 

[Naturally]

... after Forest Lady ran by the Shop 'n Shop to pick up a quart of Elbow Grease, before she ...

 

[gruntlabor]

.. became sleepy, and ,..

 

[Naturally]

And Flatfoot woke Forest Lady as they neared the forest in the hover-truck. "Oh look," Flatfoot pointed, "A hurricane in the Caribbean and over Florida." Forest Lady exclaimed, "That just makes me want to holler and throw up both my hands!" ... then ...

 

[Elsie]

she greased the hover craft, hollered, and flew it right past the hurricane and ended up upside down on

 

[spectratg]

an UFO!

 

[Naturally]

Forest Lady blinked twice, spat out a toothpick, and muttered, "Well, this ain't Daytona."

 

[papa tiger]

The guys inside stood 8'

 

[OldOld]

but they all have only one eye.

 

[Naturally]

... and they share that eye like it was a company car

 

[Beezer]

Meanwhile, @MACKTEXAS and Patrick wearing wigs and sundresses and dark sunglasses continued to be chased by a throng of angry women. It was really hard to run in high heels, but it looks almost like Patrick was kind of used to it...even enjoying it!

 

[MACKTEXAS]

But just as they got tired of all the running, they saw @Beezer off to one side with Gloria S., and handed them the dark glasses and wigs so they could take up running from the angry women!

 

[Beezer]

Gloria wrapped a caring arm around Beezer and said...

"Some say 'Good ole Beezer...but I say 'Screw ole Beezer!'

 

[papa tiger]

"Beezer is a blessing," they sigh! Then they

 

[Naturally]

Then they bend to scoop a suspiciously warm gift from Max the cat, on the lawn, muttering, "A generous one, too."

 

[gruntlabor]

Forest Lady stood with dignity, smoothing her pink chiffon skirts. Then, as if on cue ...

 

[oscash]

Well, hello handsome, what brings you to this side of the forest?

 

[papa tiger]

"I have apparently misplaced my Salamander," he said,
which symbolizes freedom and unadulterated beauty.

 

[gruntlabor]

Forest Lady stiffened, gave him the hairy eyeball. "Your salamander? It is impossible to be both a possession and a symbol of Freedom, but let it never be said that I am political. Let it only be said that I am enchantingly beautiful."

 

[LadyEmeraude]

The sun grew hotter; the Senior Forum party was bound
to start soon! Some ran to put on their swimwear, bikinis,
and whatever they wanted to wear to get in the water.
Bikinis never go out of style. All body shapes and styles
heading to the Lake! Men's swimwear is very fashionable
this year too. There would be a picnic today too, folks
were hungry, folks were thirsty, FUN to soon begin