RCynic
Member
- Location
- New Market, Md
...having a drink, minding his own business, when suddenly the big guy next to him stands up and WHAM! ...knocks the little guy right off the stool and says,"that was a Karate chop from Japan!"
The little guy gets stands up, gets back up on his stool and resumes sipping his drink. He's not had more than a couple sips when WHACK! ...the little guy gets knocked off his stool again. The big guy says, "tell him that was a Wing-Chun strike from China".
The little guy thinks sheesh, staggers to his feet and walks out of the bar.
About 10 minutes later he walks back into the bar with a shopping bag. He walks up behind the big guy, reaches into the bag and BLAM!!!!?..knocks the big guy right off his stool.
He turns to walk out of the bar and says to the bartender as he's leaving, "tell him when he wakes up, that was a crowbar from Sears"
The little guy gets stands up, gets back up on his stool and resumes sipping his drink. He's not had more than a couple sips when WHACK! ...the little guy gets knocked off his stool again. The big guy says, "tell him that was a Wing-Chun strike from China".
The little guy thinks sheesh, staggers to his feet and walks out of the bar.
About 10 minutes later he walks back into the bar with a shopping bag. He walks up behind the big guy, reaches into the bag and BLAM!!!!?..knocks the big guy right off his stool.
He turns to walk out of the bar and says to the bartender as he's leaving, "tell him when he wakes up, that was a crowbar from Sears"
