A Politically Correct Happy New Year Greeting:

[jujube]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2024, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contribution to society have helped make America great, not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere.

Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, political choice, or sexual preference of the recipient.

 

[chic]

Peace.

 

[dilettante]

Clever parody of modern society. Scary, hmm? I think my "give a shit" may be broken though. However, being old, people give me more leeway to color outside the lines these days so there is that.

 

[fuzzybuddy]

I think being "politically correct" is a catch phrase for fru fru nonsense. I prefer to believe we are becoming civilized.

 

[Paco Dennis]

 

[hollydolly]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2024, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contribution to society have helped make America great, not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere.

Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, political choice, or sexual preference of the recipient.

that sounded exactly like the London Mayors' address to the nation before the firework display last night....