A woman's life

An old woman decided to commit suicide by shooting herself in the heart, but she wasn't quite sure where it was located. As she wanted to do it right, she called her doctor and asked where the heart was situated.

"Right behind your left breast," he informed her.

Later that day, she was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left hip.
I would be a sick person if I laugh or hit "haha". Jujube, You've just reminded me, I'm a sick person.
 
But, How many women are still wearing bras during this virus? They usually rip them off as soon as they enter their home. hahaha!
Nothing to do with the virus, I’ve done that for years ! Still make sure the straps are tightened up when I’m out and wearing one though.....
 
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I still wear my bra. I think it would be creepy & inappropriate to let them swing in the breeze at work with the male species to leer at them. I catch them glancing as it is. LOL
 
I could swear that this prehistoric fertility goddess lives in my wardrobe behind the full length mirror. I am puzzled about her head. It seems to be on backwards.


Nah, Venus is just headed to the Willendorf Walmart and she couldn't find her mask so she pulled her ski cap down over her face....

Actually, the experts are divided between whether she has no face because she represents all mothers or that the coils of her hair represents a woman's "cycle".
 
I still wear my bra. I think it would be creepy & inappropriate to let them swing in the breeze at work with the male species to leer at them. I catch them glancing as it is. LOL
As long as they're whistling & not the teakettle.....
 


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