Aliens landed in your yard. How would you explain humanity to them?

[RadishRose]

What about us would you describe?

 

[Pepper]

Be afraid, be very afraid.

 

[Aunt Bea]

 

[Happy Joe]

... Just hand them a beer and give them seats around the fire pit...

Enjoy!

 

[Kathleen’s Place]

9 out of 10 are extremely nice and welcoming. But God help you if you run into that 10th person!

 

[officerripley]

I'd tell 'em I'm nothing like the rest.

 

[Glowworm]

I would quote the song by Monty Python

Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space
Because there's b*gg*r all down here on earth

 

[SetWave]

 

[Pappy]

I’d hand them an iPad with the senior forums on it and say, Read this, it explains everything..

 

[chic]

Forgive us. We're just insecure and don't handle it well.

 

[Mr. Ed]

i would want to know as much about them as they might want to know about me. I would report to the aliens I can only speak for myself, if want to know more, ask someone else.

 

[MrPants]

I'll donate my cat!

 

[fmdog44]

First, to warn them we are all different that no one person speaks for all.
Second, we are naturally suspicious of the unknown and strangers.
Third, we can be unjustifiably violent and irrational.
Last, some of us are peaceful and willing to help if needed.

 

[Judycat]

Go home. It's a bloodbath here.

 

[Murrmurr]

I'd tell them they came at a bad time - we might be contagious.

 

[Rosemarie]

They have been monitoring earthlings for a long time...they probably know more about us than we do ourselves.

If they asked, I would tell them humans are parasites who take the best of what is available, destroy what is left, and then move onto pastures new and do it all again.

 

[MarciKS]

They have been monitoring earthlings for a long time...they probably know more about us than we do ourselves.

If they asked, I would tell them humans are parasites who take the best of what is available, destroy what is left, and then move onto pastures new and do it all again.

Tell us how you really feel. LOL! You doing ok today Rosemarie?

 

[Rosemarie]

Tell us how you really feel. LOL! You doing ok today Rosemarie?

I'm absolutely fine thank you.....as it says in the Bible...the meek shall inherit the Earth, so I'm biding my time until I have to start cleaning up after the rest of you!

 

[Lara]

I'd say, report to Area 52 in Utah and you will find plenty of parking reserved just for you...and lots of attention when you have questions

 

[MarciKS]

Interesting...

 

[Rosemarie]

I'd say, report to Area 52 in Utah and you will find plenty of parking reserved just for you...and lots of attention when you have questions

They might also meet up with a few long-lost friends.

 

[Chet]

You don't want to be here. When you leave, take me with you.

 

[jerry old]

First ask, "You got a couple bucks?"

 

[timoc]

Aliens landed in your yard. How would you explain humanity to them?​

"Hello, Mr Alien, I know it's difficult for you, but those of us that open their mouths and talk a lot are the females of our race, the others that just listen are the males, OK!"

 

[chic]

I'd tell them they came at a bad time - we might be contagious.tive

They might have the cure though. First question to aliens : Do you have a cure for covid 19? Second question : If answer to first question is affirmative, will you share it?