All about the Demon Drink?

That Guy said:
And yet . . . alcohol remains legal (as it should in a free society) and its use touted, encouraged and admired. Ahhh, the power of big and bigger business.
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Touted, certainly. Encouraged, I agree.

Admired?

It would depend upon the demographic, I would think. Impressionable teenagers? Sure. College frats? For sure. Lonely non-social drinkers? Absolutely.

But for those whose liver has given out, or those who lost a family member to it, or simply those who wake up and can't remember what happened last night? I doubt it.

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A drunk is leaning against a light post and a policeman comes along. "Hey buddy, I don't think anybody's home," says the policeman.

The drunken man replies. "Mush be ossifer, there's a light on upstairs."
 

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A drunk is driving the wrong way down a one way street. A cop pulls him over and asks, "Okay, buddy, where do you think you're going?" The drunk replies, (hic)..."I dunno occifer, but I mush be late, everyone else is coming back."

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A group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Braintree because the waitresses had big breasts & wore miniskirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Braintree because the food and service was good and the beer was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Braintree because they could dine in peace and quiet and it was good value for money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Braintree because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a lift for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Braintree because they had never been there before…
 
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