Always Tie Your Shorts Tightly!

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Jocko

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There was a school and playground near our house that we had mostly to ourselves on the weekends and during summer. My wife at the time decided it would be funny to sneak up behind me and pull my shorts down to the earth, POW! It just so happens I wasn’t wearing any undies that day, yikes! Always, always tie that little string tight tight. Or wear undies.
 

Jocko said:
There was a school and playground near our house that we had mostly to ourselves on the weekends and during summer. My wife at the time decided it would be funny to sneak up behind me and pull my shorts down to the earth, POW! It just so happens I wasn’t wearing any undies that day, yikes! Always, always tie that little string tight tight. Or wear undies.
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Could have beeen worse she might have mistaken someone else for you... it happens !
 
Me in shorts....

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I was out on a date with a guy I was dating several years ago and we went fishing over on the coast. We were out on a jetty and he was wearing a pair of somewhat baggy swim trunks, the pockets of which he had loaded up with fishing stuff.

All of a sudden, his trunks started slipping just when he had his hands full with reeling in a fish. He said, "Quick, grab my shorts!" Huh? What? I didn't understand what he wanted until they slipped past the point of no return. There was a rare noon-time moon that day, is all I can say.......
 
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