An emu walks into a bar...

[Warrigal]

... and gets banned for bad behaviour...

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-28/emus-banned-from-outback-queensland-pub/12496000

 

[jujube]

Well, he was acting like a rat(ite).

 

[Aunt Marg]

Naughty little birdies! LOL!

 

[Sunny]

"Because when they do get in here, they behave a bit badly."

Ah yes, there'll always be an England... even in Australia!

 

[Phoenix]

I'm sure the emu could read the sign barring it.

 

[fuzzybuddy]

Let me get this right. The emus were banned because of their bad behavior and toilet habits. So, if the emus tidied up, and behaved, the hotel would SERVE them. That's the only reasons why Aussies wouldn't have a seven foot bird in a hotel?

 

[Warrigal]

Yep. Tourist attraction in The Outback. Kangaroo on the verandah and a cockatoo on the bar is not all that unusual.