An enigma:

How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the fridge has its own light.

My question is why isn't there a light in the freezer?
 
An elderly man remarks to his wife, "You know, Edna, God has really been good to us. He's given us a good life, great children and this nice home to live in in our golden years."

"You're right," replies his wife.

He continues, "In fact, he's been especially good to me lately. You know my prostate gets me up at least twice a night and last night every time I opened the door to the bathroom, God turned the light on for me so I wouldn't stub my toe."

"You old fool," screams Edna, "so YOU'RE the one who peed in the refrigerator!"
 
Pondering this very arcane problem I devised an experiment which my fellows laughed at but which proved to be scientifically valid.

Like the great, late Dr. William Beumont I discovered a large hole in the front of my refrigerator one day and set about recording data gained by my views through it. Although the "patient" was in considerable distress I continued my studies for the good of man, and discovered therein that provolone cheese dances during the day, but that milk is usually sour at night.
 
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