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[SetWave]

But where would he bake them?

 

[Patch]

Wouldn't the Jolly Green Giant have a giant kitchen with giant appliances and giant cookware where he makes his gigantic meals and could bake giant cookies?

 

[StarSong]

Do you suppose there's a whole Jolly Green Giant family?

 

[Kaila]

Where would they buy their clothing?

 

[Tish]

Is there a store that could cater to them?

 

[Kaila]

Could they fit in, through the doors?
And walk under the ceilings?

 

[StarSong]

Don't you suppose that the Valley of The Jolly Green Giant has other giant families in the neighborhood?

 

[Patch]

Do you mean "giant" families... where all family members are giants... or giant "families" where they are typical sized people but each family having a dozen or so children?

 

[StarSong]

Do you mean "giant" families... where all family members are giants... or giant "families" where they are typical sized people but each family having a dozen or so children?

The Jolly Green Giant was a large sized man. Assuming that his family would likewise be super-sized, don't you think?

 

[Kaila]

Which continent do you suppose they live on?

 

[Patch]

Wouldn't the "Green" Giant live in Greenland?

 

[Tish]

Why would he live there?

 

[Kaila]

How could he possibly like anyplace else, any better than that?

 

[Patch]

Could he live in that South American country... Argiantina? Or, could he be from the United States, living in Virgianta or West Virgianta?

 

[Kaila]

Aren't those all excellent suggestions ?!
for places where he and his giant family and his giant community members,
could vacation or visit?

Mightn't they want, after all, once in a while,
to see something fascinating that could only be found, outside of Greenland?

 

[StarSong]

Do you think they'd want to feel relatively tiny? If so, they could try Brobdingnag, the land of the giants that Gulliver visited after Lilliput.

 

[Tish]

Have they a map to get there?

 

[Kaila]

Are there enough copies for everyone?

 

[SetWave]

Did you get yours?

 

[Patch]

Wouldn't it be easier to just use a GPS device than a road map?

 

[Kaila]

But isn't it so much more fun trying to fold and unfold the road maps?
Had you ever figured out how to do that consistently?

 

[Patch]

Do you understand that after being blessed to be married to one of the most beautiful, patient, and caring blonde ladies God put on this Earth for almost 55 years, you might find me hand her an unfolded road map just to keep her entertained for the next hour trying to refold it??

 

[Kaila]

Shall I take that reply as a no?
(To my question as to whether or not, you ever figured out how to fold them? )

Do they all fold the same way, or are there different ways for different designs?

 

[StarSong]

Don't you think the same people designed fitted sheets and those giant maps? Both are invaluable, but after the first use the original folds are nearly impossible to reproduce.

 

[Kaila]

Were those the same people who also designed the very small, convenient-appearing and cute, portable cases and carry bags,
for very large items, such as tents and sleeping bags?

That once you've taken them out the first time, you wonder how they possibly mean for you to be able to fit them back in and out, easily, and ever again, so that you can use those carriers??