Answer a Question with a Question...

[SetWave]

May I be so bold as to choose them all . . . and then some?

 

[StarSong]

May I be so bold as to choose them all . . . and then some?

So, basically you're going for God-like abilities, right?

 

[SetWave]

Is that asking too much? How about something along the line of SuperGuy?

 

[StarSong]

As long as we're friends, that'll work for me. Wouldn't want to find myself on the wrong end of your wrath.
Ummm...we are all friends here, aren't we?

 

[SetWave]

I should hope we are friends. Does having SuperGuy as your friend feel better?

 

[StarSong]

Immensely! Will you be able to travel at the speed of light to bail out damsels in distress?

 

[SetWave]

Isn't that better than Uber, now?

 

[Kaila]

For those of us who do not want the full package of ALL of the options,

Shall we put the desired selections in order of priority?

And how soon, will our orders be filled?

 

[Patch]

Doesn't that depend on when you placed your order and the number of orders placed before you placed yours??

 

[Kaila]

How would I find out how many orders were placed before mine?

And how long each order would take to fill?

And when the best and worst times would be, to order?

 

[Tish]

Can't you ask them?

 

[SetWave]

Are they listening?

 

[Kaila]

Who would I ask?

Isn't this the order form?

Wasn't this the place I would place my order and ask all of my questions?

 

[StarSong]

May we please talk to a supervisor?

 

[Kaila]

Should I cancel my order, now?
And not order anything from here in the future, if they don't have any informed supervisor, nor a proper, functioning, and prompt customer service department?

Or would that mean I will never be able to order anything from anyplace again, if I hold to that standard?

 

[StarSong]

Isn't the problem with ultimatums that they often come back to haunt us?

 

[Tish]

Do they really?

 

[StarSong]

Sure - didn't you ever deliver an ultimatum to your kids? If you do that, I swear I'll..... and then they'd do whatever it was. AAAACKK!

 

[Kaila]

I was suddenly wondering:
Did it snow anyplace else on Earth today, besides in my neck of the woods?

 

[Tish]

What about snow on other planets?

 

[StarSong]

Surely it snowed somewhere else in the universe.

Do you suppose that our weather would be even crazier if we had more than one moon?

 

[Patch]

If we had more than one moon, would the additional one(s) also be made of cheese?

 

[Tish]

Shall we ask the cow that jumped over it?

 

[Kaila]

Is that cow a member here at SF?

 

[StarSong]

I don't think that member likes being referred to as a cow, do you?