Answer a Question with a Question...

[Tish]

Why wouldn't I?

 

[Kaila]

Can we take that to mean that you enjoy playing these games with us?

 

[Tish]

Of course, I do, don't you?

 

[Kaila]

Could you possibly have any doubt about it?

 

[Tish]

Maybe, what do you think?

 

[Kaila]

Do you find a reason to doubt absolutely everything?

 

[Tish]

Do I do that?

 

[Patch]

Do we just accept everything we hear as fact and/or truth or is in our best interest to question and find the facts or truth on our own?

 

[Kaila]

Shall I ask Patch where he's been, or would we all doubt any shred of truth to his reply anyway?

 

[Patch]

Would you believe I was a stowaway on the recent Artemis space mission to the moon?

 

[Kaila]

Why wouldn't we believe that?

 

[Kaila]

Why did you decide to return to Earth, and thus, to SF and to us?

 

[Patch]

How was I to get the moon cheese I collected to you if I didn't return to Earth?

 

[Kaila]

How will we ever thank him (or you) enough for the gift?

 

[Tish]

Should we start with a gift card?

 

[Kaila]

Before we purchase one, Should we first taste the gifted moon cheese, or perhaps attempt to verify that it truly is moon cheese?

 

[Patch]

Do you have a previous sample of moon cheese to perform a scientific analysis verifying the authenticity of my gift to you??

 

[Kaila]

Would it make you very nervous, if we do?

 

[Tish]

That is a great question, well @Patch would it?

 

[Patch]

If you have moon cheese to use in an effort to validate the authenticity of my moon cheese, how would we validate the authenticity of yours?

 

[Kaila]

Are you trying to earn our Most Difficult Question to Answer
Trophy, with that one?

 

[Tish]

Why does he get the Trophy?

 

[Kaila]

Would you or anyone else, like to serve (volunteer-basis only!)
on the Awards Selection Committee?

 

[Tish]

What's in it for me?

 

[Patch]

Wouldn't a volunteer's reward be having the honor of crowning me once the decision is made?