Answer a Question with a Question...

[Tish]

What about a contract?

 

[Kaila]

Would anyone agree to it?

 

[Lavinia]

Is it worth the expense?

 

[Kaila]

How much would it cost?

 

[Tish]

Does anyone know?

 

[Kaila]

Is it risky to go without one?

 

[Patch]

Can you trust an attorney to have your best interest at heart if you hire him to write the contract?

 

[Kaila]

Would you be willing to write the check to pay for it, for us,
and if everything works out well, then later on,
we would pay you back?

 

[Patch]

Now why would you ever think this broke old senior citizen from a little town in Kansas who can barely scrape enough money together to pay off his gambling debts on the golf course each morning would have enough money to hire a big city lawyer???

 

[Lavinia]

Now who would have thought such a question would elicit someone's life story?

 

[Kaila]

Do you enjoy reading biographies in general?

 

[Lavinia]

Yes, I think it's natural to be interested in other people's lives...isn't that why social media is so successful?

 

[Kaila]

Weren't physical libraries wonderful places, to browse the books,
for hours on end?

 

[Tish]

They certainly are, do you miss them as I do?

 

[Lavinia]

There are still plenty of libraries, are there none where you live?

 

[Patch]

Why don't you come visit our community where we have a fantastic library that my wife and I utilize almost every week?

 

[Lavinia]

Why would I need to when there are three libraries within walking distance of where I live?

 

[Tish]

Which one is your favorite?

 

[Kaila]

Must I choose one, to say that I liked it more than the others, which I loved as well?

 

[Lavinia]

Would you be surprised if I told you that I have never been in any of them?

 

[Kaila]

Did you go to libraries, in past decades, when younger?

 

[Lavinia]

Yes, people tended to borrow from libraries rather than buying books.....do you remember that being the case?

 

[Kaila]

Did you ever go to bookmobiles, owned by libraries, as well?

 

[Lavinia]

There was a touring library which visited the farms and villages...is that what you mean?

 

[Tish]

What difference does it make?