Anyone here Ice Skate?

[oldman]

I was very good at ice skating one time, but wouldn’t even try it today. Break a hip now wouldn’t be a good thing.

 

[Deya]

I quit 30 years ago. It would be the death of me now. I could skate backwards and do a few double turns. No backflips or guys tossing me around or holding me with one hand, while they spin at nauseous speeds. No death spins, with my head millimeters from the ice, while some guy holds my ankles and stares at my skimpy covered crotch. I could still enjoy wearing the skimpy outfits, but not sure onlookers would enjoy what they saw. Ice is less forgiving than concrete, so antics on the ice are a big no.

 

[jujube]

Only a few times and not very well, unfortunately.