Anything Scottish, just for fun!
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WOLF ANGEL
A Fool on the Hill
"THE CHIEF"
(3/5) = (Not) ON HIS WAY TO WEMBLEY
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(3/5) = (Not) ON HIS WAY TO WEMBLEY
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WOLF ANGEL
A Fool on the Hill
"Nae cuttin yer Grass"
WOLF ANGEL
A Fool on the Hill
"THE CHIEF"
(4/5) = TIME CAPSULE:
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(4/5) = TIME CAPSULE:
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WOLF ANGEL
A Fool on the Hill
WOLF ANGEL
A Fool on the Hill
"THE CHIEF"
(5/5 = An APOLOGY)
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(5/5 = An APOLOGY)
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WOLF ANGEL
A Fool on the Hill
WOLF ANGEL
A Fool on the Hill
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WOLF ANGEL
A Fool on the Hill
Tourist: “I’m sorry, waiter, but I only have enough money for the bill. I have nothing left for a tip.”
Highland Waiter: “Let me add up that bill again sir.”
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Sandy became depressed and decided to end it all by hanging himself.
However, his friend Donald came along in the nick of time, cut the rope and saved his life.
Sandy, true to form, sent Donald a bill for the cost of the rope.
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Donald: “Have you ever seen one of those new machines that can tell when a person is telling a lie?”
Sandy: “Seen one? I married one!”
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Highland Waiter: “Let me add up that bill again sir.”
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Sandy became depressed and decided to end it all by hanging himself.
However, his friend Donald came along in the nick of time, cut the rope and saved his life.
Sandy, true to form, sent Donald a bill for the cost of the rope.
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Donald: “Have you ever seen one of those new machines that can tell when a person is telling a lie?”
Sandy: “Seen one? I married one!”
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WOLF ANGEL
A Fool on the Hill
WOLF ANGEL
A Fool on the Hill
A teacher is asking the children in class about their ambitions in life and to tell the class in a rhyme.
The class favourite puts up his hand,
“Miss” cries out the class beauty,
The wee Govan Terror at the back of the class stands up
The class favourite puts up his hand,
- Miss, “My name is Dan, and when I’m a man, --- I would like to go to China and Japan”….
“Miss” cries out the class beauty,
- “My name is Mary Grady. --- When I become a lady, I would like to have a baby, maybe”….
The wee Govan Terror at the back of the class stands up
- “Haw Miss, my name is also Dan, --- bugger China and Japan, --- If Mary Grady wants a baby……Dan’s yir bliddy man!!!”