Are You Affectionate?

Shalimar said:
Annie, I am moving to France for the kisses, hope they like mermaids. Would have tried England, but Merlin wouldn't make room for me at the bottom of his garden. Sigh. :(
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Shali how could you say that, :confused: There is plenty of room on offer for you amongst the bushes, and even a pond at the bottom of my garden, its a mermaids paradise, you could come with our resident angel and we would have a wonderful time dining on strawberries and cream with sangria and assorted cocktails. :)....:eek:nthego:
 
merlin said:
Shali how could you say that, :confused: There is plenty of room on offer for you amongst the bushes, and even a pond at the bottom of my garden, its a mermaids paradise, you could come with our resident angel and we would have a wonderful time dining on strawberries and cream with sangria and assorted cocktails. :)....:eek:nthego:
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I could come for a visit!! ;)
 
Merlin, it all sounds wonderful, except I really don't want to live in the bushes. That has connotations of flashers, which is unnerving for delicate sirens.lol. As for the rest, count me in if I can bring Annie for a visit, and you permit me to make my favourite brown sugar fudge, which is a food staple. Would there possibly be dark fruitcake with marzipan and icing available as well.? Fruitcake is my favourite food. Almost prefer it to men. Sigh.
 
Merlin, you did say in an earlier post that it would be too distracting for me to live in your pond, have you instead embraced the way of the leaf, and converted to endless partying? One can only hope! Shall I bring Poteen? Or several cases of Glenfiddich?
 
Shalimar said:
Merlin, it all sounds wonderful, except I really don't want to live in the bushes. That has connotations of flashers, which is unnerving for delicate sirens.lol. As for the rest, count me in if I can bring Annie for a visit, and you permit me to make my favourite brown sugar fudge, which is a food staple. Would there possibly be dark fruitcake with marzipan and icing available as well.? Fruitcake is my favourite food. Almost prefer it to men. Sigh.
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Fudge?! Fudge?! Did someone say Fudge!!?? :love_heart:
 
merlin said:
Yes I think you would be essential Annie to keep us fit, as we would just get fat eating and drinking all the time, I would need to fit a gym in somewhere. :) not sure how mermaids get on with electric bikes though :confused:
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Oh no, fitness goes out the window. We'll have a few days of decadence! :chocolate::beerandwhistle:
 
Shalimar said:
Merlin, you did say in an earlier post that it would be too distracting for me to live in your pond, have you instead embraced the way of the leaf, and converted to endless partying? One can only hope! Shall I bring Poteen? Or several cases of Glenfiddich?
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Sweet Shali I have quite forgotten the distraction remark, it got lost in one of my many time and space folds, I am sure there are several cases of Glenfiddich as well as fudge in the folds as well. If I cared to look long enough my lost innocence is in there somewhere as well. I live in the moment more these days so have confined the folds to the back of the freezer, wherein lurks many ancient artifacts... :confused:
 
merlin said:
Sweet Shali I have quite forgotten the distraction remark, it got lost in one of my many time and space folds, I am sure there are several cases of Glenfiddich as well as fudge in the folds as well. If I cared to look long enough my lost innocence is in there somewhere as well. I live in the moment more these days so have confined the folds to the back of the freezer, wherein lurks many ancient artifacts... :confused:
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Emm....ok. ;)
 
Shalimar said:
Merlin, it all sounds wonderful, except I really don't want to live in the bushes. That has connotations of flashers, which is unnerving for delicate sirens.lol. As for the rest, count me in if I can bring Annie for a visit, and you permit me to make my favourite brown sugar fudge, which is a food staple. Would there possibly be dark fruitcake with marzipan and icing available as well.? Fruitcake is my favourite food. Almost prefer it to men. Sigh.
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I will remove the bushes and the lurkers forthwith dear mermaid, and install a timeless outdoor larder full of fruitcake and other delights.

If I come across mermen lurking in the bushes what wouldst thy desire me to do with them? :eek:nthego:
 
My goodness, Merlin, with all that folding, one would think Tidying sheets would be a snap! Lol:playful: Perhaps we could search for your lost innocence together, if you could just give me a description?
 
Ameriscot said:
Good plan. I really enjoyed all the kisses! And husband enjoyed going to the pub and the young barmaids kissing him on the cheek. :rolleyes: We were staying in a small village with friends so I think you only get the kisses if you know the people or are with people they know. ? I've never been kissed before on trips to France.

I have a big garden you can pitch a tent in. Trouble is our weather is not as good as Merlin's and we also have midges in the summer.
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When I was in Europe, it was nice with the kissing hello and goodbye on both cheeks, but can you imagine after having a houseful of people saying goodbye took forever, lol.
 
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