Things you've gotten in this life but wish you hadn't:
1. The flu
2. Pneumonia
3. A traffic ticket
4. 2 marriages
5. The mosquito bite that gave me West Nile virus
6. Abusive childhood.
7. The tick that gave me Lyme's disease
8. Pleurisy
9. Covid-19
10. A certain political figure who got elected (once), to my horror
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